Fun Thread What would you do if...

[xi0]

Laugh at you

Try to find someone a little edgier. *drum drum tisssssssssss*

What would you do if I told you I was unsure about being edgy and didn't care in any case?

 

[Naomi]

I would be a little confused by what you mean when you say "unsure about being edgy"? And it's fine if you don't care.

What would you do if you became your own worst enemy?

 

[xi0]

I'm saying I don't know if I have an edge or not...unlike the universe

Wasn't I already that? ...erm....I don't know the answer to that

What would you do if you learned that the bird is the word?

 

[Naomi]

I would be happy because birds are the shit.

What would you do if I read your diary?

 

[xi0]

Assuming I had one - I'd be more pissed off at the invasion of privacy than you actually knowing what is in there. Rather you than most I suppose, not sure what else there is. I would expect recompense for your transgression, to make it easier to get over it


What would you do if all we needed were words?

 

[Naomi]

I would probably talk more. I would also hate it. Even communicating through emails/messages/letters/text messages doesn't rely on words alone. Or rather, when it does things tend to be misinterpreted.

What would you do if I illustrated all of the things I read in your diary into a graphic novel?

 

[xi0]

Misinterpreted? Interesting. I guess so.


I would be 90% horrified and 10% intrigued/curious/flattered

What would you do if you knew what my reaction would be before you did it?

 

[Naomi]

Yeah, the tone of someone's voice can be misinterpreted. It's happened to me a lot before.

I would still do it!

What would you do if I serenaded you like the over-attached girlfriend in public?

 

[xi0]

I would probably run away as fast as possible

(she is cute though)

What would you do if I ran away yelling and screaming covering my ears?

 

[Naomi]

I would wait for you at your house until you felt better so we could have a candle-lit dinner... alone. O_O

What would you do if I made your favorite? Beer?

 

[xi0]

You can't eat beer!

If you only got me beer I would probably be sad. I have no problem eating vegetarian!!!......wait, beer is vegetarian


What would you do if I called you lazy for only picking up beer?

 

[Teubier]

I would be very crude in words since beer is all the food/drink that we need to be rumbled.

What would you do if a beery basterd interrupted your one-to-one interaction on page 17 with an answer to a question that wasn't meant for him?

 

[xi0]

I would expect the possibility, but I would have expect more incoherence

WWYDI I spoke in abbr?

 

[Naomi]

What would you do if I called you lazy for only picking up beer?

Get drunk and kick your ass at beer pong. But since it's a classy candle-lit beer-dinner, we would play with ten wine glasses. No way in hell we're using plastic cups. Because you're worth it.

I would expect the possibility, but I would have expect more incoherence

WWYDI I spoke in abbr?

I can see things getting very dangerous with 2Beers added to all of that beer.

STOP SPEAKING IN ABBREVIATIONS, GARY. Although I kind of forgive you for shortening abbreviation itself because it's slightly retarded that word should be so long in the first place.

What would you do if 2Beers was the DJ?

 

[xi0]

Pfft.....I serious doubt you could kick my ass in any alcohol-related athletics

Wine glasses would cause more rebound, I INSIST ON SOLO CUPS ....(she's trying to cheat...evening the playing field and lathering me up with kind words. Does she think me a fool? )



If he was the DJ I would name him DJ Lozt Coz, and get him the snazziest whistle to blow in between his sick, puzzling beats.

What would you do if he continually blew that damn whistle while we were trying to concentrate on regulation 21 cup?

 

[Naomi]

I would fire him and tell him he could never referee our drinking games again.

What would you do if 2Beers made a bad call in my favor?

 

[xi0]

But he was the DJ not the ref!

I would tell him to GTFOWTFBBQ but it wouldn't matter since it would be a drop in the bucket

What would you do if I told you all these unique Arfs are making me BUTTHURT?!

 

[Adorien]

I wouldn't care much, to be honest.

What would you do if you had to live somewhere that sunlight happens only three times a year?

 

[Naomi]

I would party alllll night.

What would you do if I told you I was high?

 

[Adorien]

I would say, "typical". xD

What would you do if I looked in your eyes and stared for a very long time?