Re: Yoooo
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck? This question has been asked of many scholars but none seem to know the answer. Some people have foolishly replied, "as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood". But this answer is lacking in the eyes of most creadible philosophers. The famous philosopher Archy Bunker once stated that this question should be up there with the other great questions, like "what is the meaning of life". But since that was proven to be 43, Bunker decided to commit violent suicide in his bathroom. So a twelve year-old girl was asked the quesiton regarding woodchucks. She replied, "Who the hell took my Barbie?" So philosophers were forced to move on.
Part of the reason the question is so difficult to answer is that the amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the seasons and with the metabolisms of any individual woodchuck. Modern internet technology has advanced to the point that we can reliably monitor the amount a woodchuck chucks in real time. It turns out the average amount of wood a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood is..................................................................................................................................................................857 butt cords of wood.