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[treemu]

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6. is i believe Sir Ian McCellan (i cant spell) in X-men
8. i want to say is alien lol
9. i know ive seen the movie but no clue which 1
10. come on now, everyone should know scarface

okay here come the right answers:
1. Keanu Reeves in "Constantine"
2. Judd Nelson in "The Breakfast Club"
3. Brad Pitt in "Fight Club"
4. Shotaro Kaneda in "Akira"
5. Russel Crow in "A Beautiful Mind"
6. Ian McKellen in "X-Men"
7. Kevin Spacey in "American Beauty"
8. Orlando Jones in "Evolution"
9. Eeyore in "The Many Adventures of Winnie the Pooh" (the 1st of the movies)
10. Al Pacino in "Scarface"

Pretty sure no one gave a damn, but hey, it was fun. <---- NOT a quote

 

[berol]

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Happy to see you sick-Sick to see you happy

If you hit two keys on the typewriter, the one you don't want hits the paper

No matter how great your triumphs or how tragic your defeats -- approximately one billion Chinese couldn't care less

Misfortune: the kind of fortune that never misses

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again

Warning: Dates on calendar are closer than they appear

Most "How-to" instructions are languages not of this world

Love your enemies, they'll hate it!

Don't tell anyone about your troubles. Half of them don't care, and the other half are glad it happened to you

Never argue with an idiot, listeners may not notice the difference

The probability of somebody watching you is directly proportionate to the stupidity of your actions

Talk is cheap beacuse supply exceeds demand

Any organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on different limbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down. The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes

Being popular is like being in a crowded elevator: you are just a fart away from being hated[color]

 

[white silver]

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"See that wall over there, as you go closer, keep *half* your distance, you'll never reach it"

 

[weixiaobao]

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"respect is something you must earned, and yet must give when teacher told you so" (movingstone)

"The trouble with girls is, if they like a boy, no matter how big a bastard he is, they'll say he has an inferiority complex, and if they don't like him, no matter how nice a guy he is, or how big an inferiority complex he has, they'll say he's conceited."

"I disapprove of what you say, but I will defend to the death your right to say it."

"I am me and you are you."

 

[white silver]

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing himout! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Lesson

(1) Not everyone who s!*ts on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of s!*t is your friend..

(3) And when you're in deep s!*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

 

[weixiaobao]

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A little bird was flying south for the winter. It was so cold, the bird froze and fell to the ground into a large field. While he was lying there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him. As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing himout! He laid there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and promptly dug him out and ate him.

Lesson

(1) Not everyone who s!*ts on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of s!*t is your friend..

(3) And when you're in deep s!*t, it's best to keep your mouth shut!

Wow!!! Such a creative story. Where you got that from? You made that up?

 

[white silver]

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Wow!!! Such a creative story. Where you got that from? You made that up?

Somewhere.

 

[Venom65437]

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During the Tampa Bay Buccaneers first season a reporter asked the head coach, "What do you think of your execution?"

The coach replied, "I'm in favor of it."

ZING!

 

[okyatoks]

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An educational method that shall have liberty as its basis must intervene to help the child to a conquest of liberty. That is to say, his training must be such as shall help him to diminish as much as possible the social bonds which limit his activity.

Discipline must come through liberty. We do not consider an individual disciplined only when he has been rendered as artificially silent as a mute and as immovable as a paralytic. He is an individual annihilated, not disciplined.

If an educational act is to be efficacious, it will be only that one which tends to help toward the complete unfolding of life. To be thus helpful it is necessary rigorously to avoid the arrest of spontaneous movements and the imposition of arbitrary tasks.

If education is always to be conceived along the same antiquated lines of a mere transmission of knowledge, there is little to be hoped from it in the bettering of man's future. For what is the use of transmitting knowledge if the individual's total development lags behind?

There is in every child a painstaking teacher, so skilful that he obtains identical results in all children in all parts of the world. The only language men ever speak perfectly is the one they learn in babyhood, when no one can teach them anything!

If help and salvation are to come, they can only come from the children, for the children are the makers of men.

Dr. Maria Montessori

 

[rabb]

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"The Government announced today that it is changing its emblem to a condom because it more clearly reflects the government's political stance. A condom stands up to inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed. DAMN, it just doesn't get more accurate than that!!!!!"

-some picture i found a while back

 

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

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"All work and no play will have no effect whatsoever on your salary." - me

"Where there's a will, i want to be in it."

 

[Predator]

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"When you get there ..... There's no There there"

"You can fool all the people some time
You can fool some people all the time
But you can make a fool out of yourself anytime"

 

[manu]

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<@Keron> no i think only catholics can confess
<@LordBrian> time to convert
<@Keron> no need to convert
<@Keron> jesus has already prepaid your visa sin card
<@Keron> he's already predied for your sins
<@Keron> it's like being preapproved to sin
<@liwei> that must have been a spectacular death
<@Keron> only if you don't accept him as your savior, then instead of breaking your knee caps like a loan shark
<@Keron> he sends you to hell
<@Keron> kind of a bum deal if you ask me.
<@LordBrian> sounds like a jew all right

www.bash.org a lot of funny irc convos

 

[qwan3356]

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Don't count life by the breathe you take but
by the Moments that take your breathe away
~unknown

 

[deathshadow25]

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the deeper that sorrow carves into your being, the more joy you can contain
~The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran

 

[ibra87]

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"You eat what you can, and what you can't you can."

 

[ezduzit]

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Quote from V from V for Vendetta
"People should not be afraid of their governments. governments should be afraid of its people"

 

[deathshadow25]

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meeting someone is gods doing , parting is what humans do
~Moto Hagio

 

[Seiken]

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"Be yourself; Everyone else is taken"

 

[deathshadow25]

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"Be yourself; Everyone else is taken"

I love that it can apply to a few ppl I know

Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes, Theres just too much fraternizing with the enemy

~ Henry Kissenger