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Boffenjl... That's hilarious!!! :rofl

So what did you say to your mom? :p

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Not related... Posting it, because i thought it was funny... :p
Homer Simpson: Barney, you know that cooler I gave you for your birthday? Well, Flanders wants it back.
Barney Gumble: Now what am I gonna use for a toilet?
 

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i laughed in her face and then she realized what she had said
and felt ashamed... that was a good day xD
 

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Tsk... Tsk... Touché...

You had quite some fun, back there... :p
It seems you are in real good terms with your mom... as if you're just friends... or say, sister and brother...

Good Show!!! :p
 

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So here's Rodney Dangerfield:


I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice - I don't know if I'm coming or going.

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.

My wife was afraid of the dark...then she saw me naked and now she's afraid of the light.
 

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hehehehe good ones!!!

wow how good is your insight oky? you got sharingan or something?? (well spongebob has...)
im very good friends with my mother actually...
cant think of a quote today bu ill post one tomorrow
 

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Bernard from the brittish show Black Books. boffen, you know this one!

Story goes, Bernard is lazy and don't want to do the taxes so he plans to get seriously injured, so--->

Bernard: (to three skinhead football-hooligans)
"Millwall, Millwall, you're all really dreadful, and your girlfriends are unfullfilled and alienated"
 

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Um, i don't know if my quote is appropriate for this thread because it really long, but i just felt the need to share since it is one of my very favorite passages. XD


"When one has made the decision to kill a person, even if it will be very difficult by advancing straight ahead, it will not do to go about it in a long roundabout way. One's heart may slacken, he may miss his chance, and by and large there will be no success. The Way of the Samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong.

When a certain man was going to the sutra readings at the Jissoin in Kawakami, one of his pages got drunk on the ferryboat and began to pester one of the sailors. When they landed on the other side, as the page had drawn his sword, the sailor took a pole and struck him in the head. At that time the other sailors all ran up together carrying oars and were at the point of striking the page down. However, as the master passed by with an air of not knowing what was happening, one of the other pages ran back and appologized to the sailors. Then, pacifying his comrade, he acompanied him home. That night the page that had been drunk learned that his sword was being taken away from him.

Now, first of all, it was an insufficiency on the master's part not to have reproved and pacified the drunken page while they were on the boat. Furthermore, even though his page had acted unreasonably, after he had been struck on the head there was no reason for an appology. The master should have approached the sailor and the drunken page in an appologetic manner and cut them both down. Certanly he was a spiritless master."

~Yamamoto Tsunetomo (translated by William Scott Willson)
Hagakure: The Book of the Samurai
 

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Kusachu said:
Um, i don't know if my quote is appropriate for this thread because it really long, but i just felt the need to share since it is one of my very favorite passages. XD
Well, this is still a quote... and it's great... I like these parts:

Kusachu said:
The Way of the Samurai is one of immediacy, and it is best to dash in headlong...
The master should have approached the sailor and the drunken page in an appologetic manner and cut them both down. Certanly he was a spiritless master."
boffenjl said:
hehehehe good ones!!!

wow how good is your insight oky? you got sharingan or something?? (well spongebob has...)
im very good friends with my mother actually...
cant think of a quote today bu ill post one tomorrow
Boffen, hehehehe... spongebob has it!!! :ninja (but maybe it's really my age)

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From Japan's greatest swordsman:

Miyamoto Musashi

All things entail rising and falling timing. You must be able to discern this.

Do nothing which is of no use.

Perceive that which cannot be seen with the eye.

Study strategy over the years and achieve the spirit of the warrior. Today is victory over yourself of yesterday; tomorrow is your victory over lesser men.

Generally speaking, the Way of the warrior is resolute acceptance of death.

You win battles by knowing the enemy's timing, and using a timing which the enemy does not expect.
 

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how about some soccer quotes: (i know a lot here loves soccer)

“I am a member of a team, and I rely on the team, I defer to it and sacrifice for it, because the team, not the individual, is the ultimate champion.” - Mia Hamm (American female Soccer Player. b.1972)

“A champion is someone who does not settle for that day´s practice, that day´s competition, that day´s performance. They are always striving to be better. They don´t live in the past.” - Briana Scurry quotes (Olympics 1996 American Soccer Player, b.1971)

“I don´t believe there is such a thing as a “born´ soccer player. Perhaps you are born with certain skills and talents, but quite frankly it seems impossible to me that one is actually born to be an ace soccer player.” - Pele

“When football stars disappear, so do the teams, and that is a very curious phenomenon. It is like in the theatre, in a play, where there is a great star. If the star is not well, the whole cast suffers.” - Pele

“Even if there was a hand, it was the hand of God.” - Diego Maradona, after scoring with his hand against England at World Cup ´86 :thumbs
 

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Born to kill
Trained to fight
Ready to die
But never will :p
 

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ok its time for another quote. couldnt think of a funny one this time so ill
give you this instead:

Arise! Arise riders of Theoden! Spears shall be shaken! Shields shall
be splintered! A sword day, a red day. Bear the sun rises! DEEAAATH!!!


The Return of the King, Theoden king of Rohan(Bernard Hill)

I love that scene
 

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J. R. R. Tolkien, British scholar & fantasy novelist (1892 - 1973)


'I wish life was not so short,' he thought. 'Languages take such a time, and so do all the things one wants to know about.'
(The Lost Road)

I am told that I talk in shorthand and then smudge it. (NY Times, 3 Mar 1957.)

"That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the lessons of history."

"Wise men are instructed by reason; men of less understanding,
by experience; the most ignorant, by necessity; the beasts, by nature."

"Many that live deserve death. And some die that deserve life.
Can you give it to them? Then be not too eager to deal out death in the name of justice,
fearing for your own safety. Even the wise cannot see all ends."
 

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i've watched it eQuek... really funny!!! a real funny guy and really good in mimicking voices... loved the Al Pacino imitation... hahahaha! :grin
 

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okyatoks said:
i've watched it eQuek... really funny!!! a real funny guy and really good in mimicking voices... loved the Al Pacino imitation... hahahaha! :grin
Great that you liked it :smile-big
I watched it multiple times after I saw it the first time :p
There are some great clips on that page, check "filmer" for more :)
 

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lol that guy was spot on with all the voices.. really funny stuff.

Liar. Liar, youre pants are on, FIIIIIRE!!!

lol
 

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http://www.snabbstart.com/film/vinterolyckor.aspx - Winter accidents, highly recommended :D

On-topic, one of my fav. quotes is " Veni, vidi, vici " I came, I saw, I conquered. ( spelled like that? )
 

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<Mordred|> Haha! Jag har haft sex i Eileen's lillasysters säng :D :D :D
<Mordred|> Den knarrar :P
<Eileen> MEN FÖRHELVETE! DET VAR MED MIN ÄLDRE KUSIN, INTE MIN LILLASYSTER!
<Mordred|> Räknas fortfarande :)

Translated:
<Mordred|> Haha! I've had sex in Eileens younger sisters bed :D :D :D
<Mordred|> the bed creaks (spelling?)
<Eileen> FFS! IT WAS WITH MY OLDER COUSIN, NOT WITH MY SISTER!
<Mordred|> But it still counts :)

I mainly took this quote 'cause one of those who were typing was called "Eileen"
It's from warpdrive.com the swedish version of bash.org
 

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Jannek and eQuek, great contributions!!! :ossu *gives ossu to each*
 

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Charles M. Schulz

> Don΄t worry about the world coming to an end today. It is already tomorrow in Australia. <
> I have a new philosophy. I΄m only going to dread one day at a time. <
> I think I΄ve discovered the secret of life - you just hang around until you get used to it. <
> Life is like a ten speed bicycle. Most of us have gears we never use. <
> That΄\'s the secret to life... replace one worry with another. <
 
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