Fun Thread Your unimpressive super powers!

[Zinc]

walk around without wearing a shirt power

 

[Naomi]

^ Holy shit, I have that power too!

 

[shinsengumi]

i can open doors and turn on lights with my nose

 

[benelori]

I can fit my fist in my mouth

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

I can scroll down MH pages with my wireless mouse

 

[digitaldude]

I can fly.

 

[shinsengumi]

i can switch the places of my left and right hand fingers at will

 

[babaGAReeb]

:: I am a eldrich picnic bear from the Jellystone dimension and am the lord of stupidity ::

 

[Mazino]

i fart while sleeping

 

[wizzard]

I can read books from right to the left. And they still don't make any sense.

 

[shinsengumi]

i can sniff with my ears

 

[wizzard]

I can make sounds with my eyes.

 

[Iceiphoenix]

I can ignore homework until the last minute.

 

[Faust]

I can grow hair in my forehead

 

[Charlie]

I have the ability or some cases extended ability to let my butt glued to the computer chair.
Though this is not an uncommon trait - .

 

[liductan]

I have the ability to do nothing but serf on the internet and eat most of the day..

 

[Zinc]

The ability to make you read this !!

 

[Charlie]

Not being able to do multiple things at once.

 

[liductan]

Exactly, with everything I do and I work at a slow pace too..

I'm only good for persuading or manipulating people.

 

[Charlie]

One of my most unimpressive super power is that I can look to the left and then look to the right -