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This title is for people who don't know what Derivative and Tangent means... like me :yelling
Maths comes to haunt us from the non holidays :o i dont know how to explain what these are so in these kinds of times google is your best friend ;D
 

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Naom is a math otaku. :cookiestare
 

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Math :facepalm

Tangent, freakin' geometry, how could i forget?
 

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Northeast accent is my default accent. Indian accent when I talk to Indians. :hurr
Do you fake the Indian accent, or is it something real that just sort of takes over?

Probably because women are more affected by getting things inserted down thar. :| Hurts at first, and women are all about love and that crap. Why you have intimacy issues though? D: *gets a violin ready*
Of course women are about love. And guys would be lying to say they didn't want love as well. The first time is really important, in my opinion. I'm going to remember it forever, and I don't want it to be a regret. I want the guy to deserve it. I'm not really into the waiting until you're married thing though. Otherwise, I might be a nun for the rest of my life. :cookiehand

I have some ideas to attribute my intimacy issues, but they're things I definitely won't talk about.

Was he drunk as well? :o
He was drinking and I do think he got pretty drunk. Definitely not as drunk as I was though... Well, I don't know about that acutally. XD In the morning, I woke up from sleeping on the couch. He had slept on the floor right next to me, and I accidentally stepped on him and tripped when I got up to take a shower. He hardly even grunted. He was out cold. :s

You liked The Hangover? T'was a funny movie. Did you watch The Hangover 2?

The Hangover taught me that it's not allowed or it's frowned upon to masturbate in the plane. And as I'm going to England in seven days, I may just test that out. :derp
Of course! Who doesn't like that movie? It's a classic. Totally cracked me up! I did watch the Hangover 2 the midnight it came out. I didn't like it.

I don't know, you probably don't need to test it out. The Hangover is pretty much law. Although I can understand your natural curiosity over the matter. :XD

It does mention Harry seeing a flash of green light though. I think it has to be seen and probably as well felt, as you said. *sticks a wand in Naom's ear*
I just read a part in Half-Blood Prince where Harry tell the drunk Slughorn that he can't remember it. But I do think they mention Harry having nightmares about a flash of green light in the first book. However buried, he does recall it to some extent.

I wouldn't worry yourself over it, if it happens with someone you want it to happen with it will. Stuff like that is intimate, regardless of who it's with :sweat
I'm not going to ruthlessly seek and search for a person to fall in love with. They'll show up when the chance happens to pass by. You're right, nothing to stress or worry about.

I worked at JC Penney's. It was pretty sucky. Probably just as bad as working in the food industry.
JC Penny's is Kohl's biggest competitor, so I'm sure the two places are very similar to work at. Any pointers or warnings?

How old were you? You had to have done something to make her think that way...I hope :s
I think I was 11. Might have been 12. It was pretty soon after her and my father divorced, but... That something they did, not me. XD;; Maybe she was trying to prevent something, rather than fix something. I found the therapists to be pretty useless for the most part. They told me things I already knew after asking questions they already knew the answers to. Although I do remember liking the second therapist much better, since he let me draw pictures. "Is there a reason you chose the color blue, Naomi?" :notrust "Because my pet bird is blue..." :fail

I think you're confusing astronomy and astrology :derp
...:fail Like I said, I don't know anything about the two. I think I've made that much obvious. :derp

Combative? No...Instigating or manipulative? :3c
You trying to tell us something here, xi0?

What's there to be impatient about? I said I wasn't gay :cheez I'm pretty sure kd isn't either :thumbs

I just happened upon that on google :derp
Oh good. :zomg
But you were being shifty about it!

I dont mind the drinking age going up i mean i dont drink much almost nothing, nada, non existant, but i wanna have a car and drive it was fun when my uncle let me drive, on his lap but still he let me drive ><
Uncles and Aunts are simply the greatest.

Keanes music has depth and he has the voice for it too, he can sing maaaaan i love it >< Crystal Ball was amazing but my fav i think we'll always be somewhere only we know i dont now feels special to me, like if you could find that one person you could have a secret place with!
Crystal Ball is soooo amazing, you've got that right. And so is Somewhere Only We Know.
I think Bedshaped will always be my favorite though. I also love Try Again and the Hamburg Song. I just can't get enough of Keane. I think that I've listened to the Hopes and Fears CD more than any other album I've ever owned. Did you hear that they're working on/recording a new album right now? Naturally, I anticipate it more than any other band that's cooking up something.

Although word on the street is that Evanescence is working on something new too. It's about time. It's only been about five years or so. :notrust

i dont think she's 'blond' enough not to get what "sofa king" really is...
*blushes*
Well... I understand what it is now anyway.

Don't cookie face at Naomidee's posts

:cookiehand
Well scav inspired that rule. Of course, he hardly feels the need to follow it...
*eyes narrow* My dear Alpha-face, you don't want to land yourself on the punk list, do you?

You put downs on that list, but not me? :eek I see. In the time i was absent you cheated on me :crying
:gwah
I definitely cheated on you, but you certainly deserve a spot on the list. Added!

She didn't when she said it out loud in front of her sister. :XD
:notrust

:fail

Wooo all that naughty discussion is arousing :blai...V-card, not a good reference, if you know what I mean :^_^
It's better than when people refer to lady parts as a 'vajayjay' :rofl
And somehow all conversations in this thread find their way to this sort of topic in the end. :fail

Thread title is for kdowns I bet :derp
Do you think he'll catch the drift? >_>

This title is for people who don't know what Derivative and Tangent means... like me :yelling
Ha ha! *high five*
I knew you'd get it. :kukuku

Maths comes to haunt us from the non holidays :o i dont know how to explain what these are so in these kinds of times google is your best friend ;D
I guess a good way to describe it is that Derivative=slope of a curve ; tangent = sometimes used to find a derivative, a line that touches a curve, and everyone knows what a curve it. xD



Isn't that the best pick-up line ever, you guys? xDDDDD
I read it and just had to use it as my thread title.
 

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Re: If I Were A Derivative, I Would Lie Tangent To Your Curves

Naomidee said:
Do you think he'll catch the drift? >_>
Cough... Well I am a math nerd... :3

---------- Post added at 04:00 PM ---------- Previous post was at 03:54 PM ----------

Naomidee said:
Oh I know what you mean alright.
Good :cheez

So let me get this straight. Basically, I'm temperamental all the time, but you like the surprises and humor me. Then we have some really weird, but passionate sexy time. Then that somehow turns into charming marriage bed time. Hahahah! Sounds great.

My mom is into zodiac. She loves scorpions since she's a Scorpio or something. Once she asked me what my sign was and when I told her "I'm an Aquarius", she said "I gave birth to an Aquarius?" with this almost disgusted look on her face. I was like "What?? D:" and she said "Aquariuses are weird."
I think that is exactly what it means..
I don't really know all that much about the astrology crap...

I think economics is so freaking confusing and impossible to understand. I would rather study quantum numbers and electron configuration than attempt to comprehend the way our government and economy operate.
Just so many freaking graphs that you had to memorize and completely understand...
Moving a demand curve left or right... or the Supply Curve up or down... WAS WAY TO CONFUSING...
God I hate standardized testing.
You can say that again
Mmm, homeboy oh yes I did. Problem?
No... Problem?

Also... Have you ever been to any Cons and what not?
 

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Do you fake the Indian accent, or is it something real that just sort of takes over?

Of course women are about love. And guys would be lying to say they didn't want love as well. The first time is really important, in my opinion. I'm going to remember it forever, and I don't want it to be a regret. I want the guy to deserve it. I'm not really into the waiting until you're married thing though. Otherwise, I might be a nun for the rest of my life. :cookiehand
Something that takes over. :\ Bright side is, it makes me multi-accentual. :hurr

nothing wrong with being a nun. Not like you'll get any either way. :ohaielmo Watch adult stuff, study how to do it. :>

I have some ideas to attribute my intimacy issues, but they're things I definitely won't talk about.

He was drinking and I do think he got pretty drunk. Definitely not as drunk as I was though... Well, I don't know about that acutally. XD In the morning, I woke up from sleeping on the couch. He had slept on the floor right next to me, and I accidentally stepped on him and tripped when I got up to take a shower. He hardly even grunted. He was out cold. :s
Aww. hope it all gets resolved soon. Reminds me of House though. :o

Where did you step on him? tried stepping on his nuts? If you did and he did not react to it, then there's either a problem or he's really out cold. :|


Of course! Who doesn't like that movie? It's a classic. Totally cracked me up! I did watch the Hangover 2 the midnight it came out. I didn't like it.

I don't know, you probably don't need to test it out. The Hangover is pretty much law. Although I can understand your natural curiosity over the matter. :XD
Why not? :<

Don't you wanna test things out though? Fun thing about life is that you can observe everything and everyone, especially their reactions. What would happen if you came out of the bathroom and said "I BEAT MY MEAT LIKE A DRUNK IRISH!" Would you get detained there, at the airport, or would they ban you? etcetc. Questions must be answered! :-_-



I just read a part in Half-Blood Prince where Harry tell the drunk Slughorn that he can't remember it. But I do think they mention Harry having nightmares about a flash of green light in the first book. However buried, he does recall it to some extent.
Wonder how a baby can remember something like that. I can't even remember the first time I went to the doctor! :gwah

I guess a good way to describe it is that Derivative=slope of a curve ; tangent = sometimes used to find a derivative, a line that touches a curve, and everyone knows what a curve it. xD



Isn't that the best pick-up line ever, you guys? xDDDDD
I read it and just had to use it as my thread title.
:cookiestare
 

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Of course women are about love. And guys would be lying to say they didn't want love as well. The first time is really important, in my opinion. I'm going to remember it forever, and I don't want it to be a regret. I want the guy to deserve it. I'm not really into the waiting until you're married thing though. Otherwise, I might be a nun for the rest of my life. :cookiehand
Most women, girls told me that the memory thing is more like a myth...or just depends on the person...some remember it, some don't...so that part about regret is not really there...well it's not a universal thing
 

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It's better than when people refer to lady parts as a 'vajayjay' :rofl
And somehow all conversations in this thread find their way to this sort of topic in the end. :fail
To answer the first line, I quote:

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

:3

DO NOT encourage people like xi0saurus (by combining dinosaur + xi0), Milopster (Milly+Lobster), benediction (its actually a word O.O), etc. by replying to these types of questions. Stay away from these vultures :eek.
 

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Uncles and Aunts are simply the greatest.
They'de be the most awesome aye? :hurr

Crystal Ball is soooo amazing, you've got that right. And so is Somewhere Only We Know.
I think Bedshaped will always be my favorite though. I also love Try Again and the Hamburg Song. I just can't get enough of Keane. I think that I've listened to the Hopes and Fears CD more than any other album I've ever owned. Did you hear that they're working on/recording a new album right now? Naturally, I anticipate it more than any other band that's cooking up something.

Although word on the street is that Evanescence is working on something new too. It's about time. It's only been about five years or so. :notrust
Aye, a new album :wtf :yay :woo Oh yesssssssssssss must have more Keane =D

I like Evanescence some of her songs are cool, but really :notrust thats a long time lets hope for an :woo tastict comeback xD
So how did you like Zucchero if i might ask?
*blushes*
Well... I understand what it is now anyway.
Its okay, im the innocent one in the group who usually never gets these jokes and im like 'What?'


:gwah
I definitely cheated on you, but you certainly deserve a spot on the list. Added!
:gwah



I guess a good way to describe it is that Derivative=slope of a curve ; tangent = sometimes used to find a derivative, a line that touches a curve, and everyone knows what a curve it. xD

Isn't that the best pick-up line ever, you guys? xDDDDD
I read it and just had to use it as my thread title.
Yes those explanations work perfectly, havent done maths or rather real maths (cuz i have bio and physics) in a year ^^ :derp ima so happy

:XD :cheez :lmao if someone tried to pick ME up with that i think I'd fall, intellectuals are so cool :zomg if he's cute too its a booya bonus :woo

Me is sad though DWJ is no more :crying
 

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To answer the first line, I quote:

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

:3

DO NOT encourage people like xi0saurus (by combining dinosaur + xi0), Milopster (Milly+Lobster), benediction (its actually a word O.O), etc. by replying to these types of questions. Stay away from these vultures :eek.
U mean Beneatman:notrust
 

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I don't think all discussions in your thread go into that topic Naomi :D
 

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If I were an integral, I would cover the entire area beneath your curve;)
 

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If I were an Affine-regular Polygon I would surround your entire Exscriptible Quadrilateral

Take that math-otakus :box
 

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You and The Square root of Negative 1 were meant for each other :D
 

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Oh my God you math nerd! So cool! :zomg
 

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You and The Square root of Negative 1 were meant for each other :D
Good one, though in many cases it's not i that is used, but j :lmao
 

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U mean Beneatman:notrust
That sounded like a cheap super-hero wannabe with no special powers, save seducing girls and...naive young boys >.>
 

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JC Penny's is Kohl's biggest competitor, so I'm sure the two places are very similar to work at. Any pointers or warnings?
LOL...not really. Stretch your breaks out, usually they don't care...usually. Actually that's awful advice :rofl

I think I was 11. Might have been 12. It was pretty soon after her and my father divorced, but... That something they did, not me. XD;; Maybe she was trying to prevent something, rather than fix something. I found the therapists to be pretty useless for the most part. They told me things I already knew after asking questions they already knew the answers to. Although I do remember liking the second therapist much better, since he let me draw pictures. "Is there a reason you chose the color blue, Naomi?" :notrust "Because my pet bird is blue..." :fail
Wait...she only sent you and none of your sisters? :blink

Sounds like a parent freaking out, or maybe taking the advice of someone else. I still don't get the reason behind sending you to one though :sweat

You trying to tell us something here, xi0?
Why, of course not my lady :fan

Oh good. :zomg
But you were being shifty about it!
Ohhh...so you had a dog in that fight did you? That's interesting :derp

To answer the first line, I quote:

"What's in a name? That which we call a rose
By any other name would smell as sweet."

:3

DO NOT encourage people like xi0saurus (by combining dinosaur + xi0), Milopster (Milly+Lobster), benediction (its actually a word O.O), etc. by replying to these types of questions. Stay away from these vultures :eek.
I threw up in my mouth a little bit. I see what you did there :derp

How is she encouraging anyone? I can't speak for Milly and Bene, since they ARE bizarre individuals, but you sir are the charlatan! :yelling
 

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Re: If I Were A Derivative, I Would Lie Tangent To Your Curves

What the hell did I do now? :|
 
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