Fun If _________ wrote Hunter x Hunter

[mrsticky005]

I agree. I believe one of the reasons why people come here is to discuss how hxh deconstructs certain tropes that are all too prevalent in other manga. I'm sure other people had a good laugh about it, never actually stopped to think anyone was bashing here.

Yep.

Well anyhow I think that's enough of that. Let's get back on track.


If Koichi Ohata wrote Hunter x Hunter then Hisoka would have a mullet and sunglasses riding a motorcycle and would eliminiate the Chimera Ant extermination
squad so Hisoka never gets bored.

 

[thatguy3331]

So many threads that just signal the world burning, but I'll give it a shot while I can I suppose...

If Oda wrote it, It'd be less dark, we'd probably see more screentime of Kurapika and Leorio, we'd never have hiatuses, and Gon's instinct will be played with over hishunter obserations

If arakawa wrote it, it'd be pretty much the same...well maybe less trolling but...yeah pretty much...

If Makoto wrote it, There'll be alot of odd faces and dances. otherwise, It could reletivly be the same maybe a touch less darker, but yeah.

As for Ohkubo...Well....I honestly don't know to be honest....which could be a good or bad thing but...hm...

If Kamachi wrote it, there'd be alot more speeches and someone may wind up with a gag harem along the way and Gon's Rock would be VERY HEAVILY USED. but again I doubt much would change...

If Ryuhei wrote it, It'd DEFINETLY be diffrent, there'd be ALOT more trolling, some bunk quests with minimal gag clues, it'd be alot more straight forward, and the fights DEFINETLY won't be anywhere near complex.

I like all of these authors but to be perfectly honest, I don't want any of these authors taking over togashi's manga and DEFINETLY vise versa. I like each series for particular reasons that some other series lack, if it were all by one guy, even if he's a mastermind, it'd get boring.

 

[Uriel]

Now that I think...if Mashima wrote HxH there would be pretty girls and panties cameos. In the other side, the art would be more stable and the Dragons would be 500% more epic (Togashi, WHY U CAN'T DRAW PRETTY DRAGONS!?)

 

[heron bpv]

If Akira Toriyama wrote HxH, Meruem would've devoured the 3 Royal Guards and challenged the world for a fighting tournament to decide the fate of the humans. In the end, he would lose to either Gon or Ging, after Netero's epic defeat in the tournament.

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[heronbpv wishies for Alluka to necro this thread]
[*Whooosh* - It's super effective!]

If Makoto Raiku wrote HxH, Gon would be a cry baby, Kaito would be his partner, Killua would be his older brother (with Illumi as his partner), Kurapika would be the badass archrival (with Biscuit as his partner), both Palm and Zushi would appear early, though Zushi would talk in an unusual language that noone seems to understand (until Wing appears). Hanzo would be a coward with illusory powers until the last arcs, when he turns übber. And every few or so chapters would show a new guy searching for Gon that dies soon in a fight.
Also, Gon would have a power to summon ugly dragons that ride ugly dragons as some sort of family heritage (which is the envy of Killua).

[heronbpv now proceeds to re-read Konjiki no Gash]
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[Alluka asks heronbpv to give her his lungs]

 

[Faust]

If Hiro Mashima wrote HxH, Bizeff will have more prostitutes and there will be so many ecchi scenes. Poor Palm will be devastated.

 

[Riruru]

This is so bad but it's so fun.

If Eiichiro Oda wrote HxH, he'd appear in every volume as bulldog man and everyone would be finding waldo in the middle of the Dark Continent.

If Satoshi Tajiri wrote HxH, Alluka would know Attract and talk using telepathy in an annoyingly high-pitched voice. Oh, and have a giant eyeball on his stomach.

If Akira Amano wrote HxH, Kurapika would lose fights by running into a wall.

If Makoto Raiku wrote HxH, the manga would end with Gon giving up looking for Ging in exchange for the life as a barber.

If Yuhki Kamatani wrote HxH, everyone would weigh 70lbs.

If Gosho Aoyama wrote HxH, Gon would turned into a 4 year old with Palm as his lover and Killua as his jealous girl friend.

If Tomo Takabayashi wrote HxH, no one would need to learn Nen. They'd all get pwned by Gon's ubber adult form no matter what.

 

[thatguy3331]

This is so bad but it's so fun.

If Makoto Raiku wrote HxH, the manga would end with Gon giving up looking for Ging in exchange for the life as a barber.

Out of curiosity, where'd that come from?

 

[Keirin]

If Kubo Tite wrote Hunter x Hunter, Kurapika would have said to Uvogin ''Since When Were You Under The Impression that I wasn't a specialization user....''

 

[Riruru]

Out of curiosity, where'd that come from?

Eh, just ignore that part. It was more a reference to the ending of that series than anything else.

 

[Raad]

If Ohba wrote HxH, the whole story would revolve around a guy with an uber-complicated ability with tons of rules.

 

[powil]

If Ohba wrote HxH, the whole story would revolve around a guy with an uber-complicated ability with tons of rules.

Good one

If CLAMP wrote Hunter x Hunter there'd be new BL pairings every arc.
Gon will go about the HxH world because someone will tell him it's his "destiny" and "fate" to "save" the world.

Oh, and everybody gets to wear new clothes every chapter.

 

[Brandnewkid]

If Araki wrote HxH ... The story would've started with Ging's adventures, then Gon's, and then the story of the Freecs family would've continued for generations.

If Kazuki Takahashi wrote HxH ... The story would've became all about the Greed Island game after the Greed Island arc.

If Oda wrote HxH ... Nen wouldn't be as amazing as it is. Powers and abilities would either be attributed to being superhuman or magic fruits or something.

If Toriyama wrote HxH ... He wouldn't remember writing it.

 

[AshFR]

If Kishi wrote Hunter x hunter Killua would leave to go kill his father, and the story would focus more on Killua than anybody else, while the guy with the suit in that other person(bad with names)would be background characters.

If Ohba wrote HxH, the whole story would revolve around a guy with an uber-complicated ability with tons of rules.

Lol Ohba really?

It's Oda lol.

 

[benelori]

Lol Ohba really?

It's Oda lol.

Ohba...Tsugumi Ohba of Death Note...I think he meant him...

 

[Yuyunarutoballz]

Oh boy. This looks fun. Let's see
If Akira Toriyama wrote Hunter x Hunter we'd see alot more of Leorio for comedic purposes. Gon would be the strongest Hunter on the planet and have to travel to other Hunter planets to meet people with strength even close to his. The Phantom Troupe would be named after Fruits. All the villians in Hunter x Hunter would look like creatures out of fairy tailes, and Hunter x Hunter overall would be alot more comedic. Also, no hiatuses as Toriyama would think of the shit as he goes along

If Kubo wrote Hunter x Hunter Gon would be a senior in high school, Kurapika would be a D-cupped girl. Killua would be a B-cupped sophomore, and Leorio would be a creepy 49 year old, old dude. Hunter x Hunter would also be written by copying arcs from all the other popular works in JUMP and tweaking them.

if Hiro (Fairy Tail creator) wrote Hunter x Hunter all the girls would be D-cupped and all the fights in Hunter x Hunter would be boring and predicable.

if Norihiro Yagi wrote Hunter x Hunter it'd be....amazing. Simply amazing. That's that best way i can describe it. Perfect in every way.

 

[steadynco]

If Araki (JoJo's Bizarre Adventures) wrote Hunter X Hunter, we'd get chapters upon chapters where random nen users try to kill the main party (with almost every encounter being a near death experience). We'd have characters/abilities named after various musicians, bands and songs too.

If Oku (Gantz) wrote Hunter X Hunter, we'd have entire chapters consisting of highly detailed scenery, short dialogue, multiple large panels for slight facial expression/body language changes and exposed boobs where possible.

If Kishimoto (Naruto) wrote Hunter X Hunter, we'd have seen Gon power up and beat the Chimera Ant king and the election arc would introduce a new enemy stronger than the king. No ability is valuable unless it is flashy.

 

[SuperSaqer]

What about Akira Toriyama?

 

[Bhoot]

If __________ (fill name of author of anyone except Berserk here) wrote HxH , we would have a lot more chapters >"<

 

[GingFuriksu]

If __________ (fill name of author of anyone except Berserk here) wrote HxH , we would have a lot more chapters >"<

You forgot about the guy that created Bastard!! He's the worst by FAR! Bastard!! has been ongoing since 1988 and it only has 27 volumes xD

 

[wahyu_rockman]

If Hideaki Sorachi write HXH, Gon will love slacking of at their home than go to Hunter Exam, but Some Way Gon will be there in Flashing, And Biscuit will be clinging to Gon every chapter