Frostyland

[Asclepius]

Well, it does take a while to fly. It's like a 10-11 hour journey.

can i dye your hair green?

 

[FrostyMouse]

can i dye your hair green?

No. I will not be your Midorima.

 

[Hardy]

can i dye your hair green?

Make him go blonde...

 

[Asclepius]

No. I will not be your Midorima.

Make him go blonde...

He's not sweet to be a blonde.

 

[Hardy]

He's not sweet to be a blonde.

Give him a sugar bath then... I know you'd enjoy it more than he'd do

 

[Asclepius]

Give him a sugar bath then... I know you'd enjoy it more than he'd do

Pour some sugar on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

he already denied to let me pour choco syrup on him to lick after. I don't think sugar will change his boring food taste.

 

[Hardy]

Oi Oi, stop poking, it's starting to hurt .

 

[Asclepius]

Oi Oi, stop poking, it's starting to hurt .

but i need to feel your flesh before eating you.

 

[Hardy]

but i need to feel your flesh before eating you.

Wait wut, weren't you going to eat him?

 

[Asclepius]

Wait wut, weren't you going to eat him?

He's too small. Not enough to stuff my tummy.
Anyway, argentinian meat is better.

 

[Hardy]

Uhm.. ehm..

Spoiler

*How do I escape now...*

Yeah... about the eating thing. My ex was a cannibal, she said I taste terrible and she broke up with me...
So yeah, I don't wanna make you waste time in terrible meat like mine, you should go after frosty

Spoiler

*Nailed it*

 

[FrostyMouse]

Pour some sugar on meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee...

he already denied to let me pour choco syrup on him to lick after. I don't think sugar will change his boring food taste.

Yeah, as you assumed, that's not going to happen either.

Uhm.. ehm..

Spoiler

*How do I escape now...*

Yeah... about the eating thing. My ex was a cannibal, she said I taste terrible and she broke up with me...
So yeah, I don't wanna make you waste time in terrible meat like mine, you should go after frosty

Spoiler

*Nailed it*

Hardy, you're younger than me, so your flesh is probably tastier.

 

[Hardy]

Sigh... alright then I guess...

*gets into a cauldron and puts some salt in his butt*

 

[FrostyMouse]

Sigh... alright then I guess...

*gets into a cauldron and puts some salt in his butt*

lol

Good to know that you're not averse to being eaten. Asky will be excited.

 

[Hardy]

I hope she isn't...

Where's the pepper?

 

[FrostyMouse]

I hope she isn't...

Where's the pepper?

About that...

*grabs pepper grinder and grinds some into Hardy's eye*

 

[Hardy]

*his eyes get red... wait, could it be? BLOODSHOT MODE?*

*Drags Frosty into the steaming cauldron, gets out, and covers it.*

There's no escape now...

Spoiler

 

[FrostyMouse]

*predicts you throwing me into the cauldron and turns into Chitose, thereby avoiding being tossed into the cauldron*

 

[Hardy]

How the hell did you turn into Chitose... You're Tanegashima, not Niou (all you can do is stealing bottles) don't cheat!

 

[FrostyMouse]

How the hell did you turn into Chitose... You're Tanegashima, not Niou (all you can do is stealing bottles) don't cheat!

Fine...

*jumps onto my Segway and speeds away*