Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Sanity Check]

Granted but those time paradoxes are no joke.

I wish the man who built an island out of 2 liter bottles would get busy scaling up his proprietary island building tech.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but his skills are too advanced for this era.

I wish I had better investigative skills ....

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but his skills are too advanced for this era.

I wish I had better investigative skills ....

Granted, but the FBI/CIA equivalent of your country demand you to join them because they need your skills, and you cannot refuse

I wish I had a button I could press that makes me fall asleep when I press it
I wake up when I feel slept or get woken up like normal sleep.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but I'm the only one who can press that button, so I'm controlling an important aspect of your life ~


I wish I'd guess the mafia scums correctly!!

 

[Juviii]

Granted but that's because you are traitor.


I wish I wasn't lynched!

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you're nightkilled instead the night before.

I wish blaming hosts for everything was more socially acceptable!

 

[Juviii]

Granted, but you're nightkilled instead the night before.

I wish blaming hosts for everything was more socially acceptable!

Granted but it's only socially acceptable in games you host!

I wish Super Mario games were never created.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but now theyre called Super Luigi

I wish no hangover

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but that yeast hangover in the belly is helping your body to cope with excessive alcohol and without it you suffer worse side effects.

I wish people were more skilled at recognizing value and talent when they see it.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but suddenly all humans become normal/average in every aspect that you can't find talents even with your skills.

I wish more people admired Juviii's avi ~

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but as ferocious and deadly a creature as a tasmanian devil is, its still a marsupial with a cute pouch resembling a fanny pack.

I wish thanksgiving had a 2nd main course aside from turkey.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it's one that you hate.

I wish an automatic house cleaning system was created.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted, but it cleans you up as well

I wish I could eat duckies more often

 

[Juviii]

Thats a great bonus.

Granted but you get food poisoning.

I wish ducks and dolphins were better to their females.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but they're also a lot tastier

I wish I didn't dilly-dally so much over deciding what to cook

 

[shinobi]

Granted, from now on you'll cook the same thing everyday


I wish I could cross to other people's dreams!

 

[GrySun]

Granted but most of the time they end up being dirty dreams, and you can't leave til they wake up...

I wish we could fully remember dreams, even replay them in our heads

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but there are things people work day and night to forget and diminishing this capability could be a form of self harm.

I wish I could read the text of @Copy Panda 's avatar. "Drop bear"? "Derp bear"? Its not clear.

 

[Gryffindor]

Granted, but you spend the entire day immersing yourself in Australian Folklore forgetting to do all the important things you needed to do that day. It's Drop Bear

I wish @Gryffindor secret got revealed. Maybe real life Ri Boku isekai'd into his home and he uses him for wwwr

Granted, you master the secret, surpassing Gryffindor himself, but the game goes on hiatus for 7 years again.


I wish GrySun would always trust me in MG's no matter what.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but GrySun now always dies so early that him trusting you never ends up mattering...

I wish phones didn't need to charge - they are magic and never run out!