An Elastic Heart

Naomi · Nov 18, 2013

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Charlie said:
g-d damn

Charlie said:
I'm not some reading bear.....

If you're comparing yourself to Gary here, then you have more in common than you think. That loser won't even read Harry Potter! :arf

I've brought it up so many times that he must be numb to it because he certainly hasn't been compelled into it.

Charlie said:
Oh was it him that made the orignal ones - I've forgotten.

Yeah, there were people that had multi-colored arfs and then Uste made me a Harry Potter one. c:

Charlie · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Naomidee said:
If you're comparing yourself to Gary here, then you have more in common than you think. That loser won't even read Harry Potter! I've brought it up so many times that he must be numb to it because he certainly hasn't been compelled into it.

Maybe you should tell em resistance is futile/ :sexyarf

Naomi · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

I've tried everything! :arf

My parakeet Hugo laid an egg and I had to throw it away... ;-;

xi0 · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Naomidee said:
I've tried everything!

Nope

Faust · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Naomidee said:
My parakeet Hugo laid an egg and I had to throw it away... ;-;

Why?

Charlie · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Wonder's why she didn't cook that egg with fyyyyyyyyreeeeeessssssss :sexyarf

You know what they say about those who waste an egg or something right.

Naomi · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

FaustXIII said:
Why?

There's no mate, so the egg won't ever hatch. It's just added stress for the bird. Hopefully this will be the only one. My chick birds ALWAYS lay eggs without a mate, it's so annoying! My first parakeet I ever had laid 50-something in her lifetime. It's just sort of depressing. :/ She would lay five at one time and sit and sit and sit on them. Eventually she'd go a little bit crazy when they'd never hatch and crack all of them.

Charlie said:
Wonder's why she didn't cook that egg with fyyyyyyyyreeeeeessssssss
You know what they say about those who waste an egg or something right.

This egg is not much bigger than a jelly bean. :arf

Enlighten me.

Faust · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Naomidee said:
There's no mate, so the egg won't ever hatch. It's just added stress for the bird. Hopefully this will be the only one. My chick birds ALWAYS lay eggs without a mate, it's so annoying! My first parakeet I ever had laid 50-something in her lifetime. It's just sort of depressing. :/ She would lay five at one time and sit and sit and sit on them. Eventually she'd go a little bit crazy when they'd never hatch and crack all of them.

It's like a bird's menstrual cycle right?

Charlie · Nov 18, 2013

Re: Hue.

Naomidee said:
There's no mate, so the egg won't ever hatch. It's just added stress for the bird. Hopefully this will be the only one. My chick birds ALWAYS lay eggs without a mate, it's so annoying! My first parakeet I ever had laid 50-something in her lifetime. It's just sort of depressing. :/ She would lay five at one time and sit and sit and sit on them. Eventually she'd go a little bit crazy when they'd never hatch and crack all of them.

Damn - why torute your pets like that - they just want to get laid ! :arf

But seriously, I didn't know they laid eggs without a mate.... immaculate bird conception much :derp

?

Ok that last one was troll but ummm I had some parakeets or a bunch of them to be exact in a large cage with some boxes or something in the back so they can has get laid when I was younger but one day Charlie left the birdcage open and BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM! Them un loyal mother fkers flew the coop!

You feed em, clean their poo and thats all you get back in return!!