Word Play "Because" Thread

[Adorien]

The girls are hot because the guys are hot too.

 

[xi0]

The guys are hot too, because they're all hot and bothered by the wimmenz

 

[Adorien]

They're all hot and bothered by the wimmenz because they wouldn't want to be bothered by menz.

 

[Nanoi]

They wouldn't want to be bothered by menz because they were black.

 

[xi0]

They were black because they were WORKIN' IN THE COAL MINE

 

[shaheer]

they were working in a coal mine because he mine was adjacent to their home (btw where the hell is this going ?)

 

[xi0]

The mine was adjacent to their home because they claimed the land for it's fortune

 

[Adorien]

They claimed the land for its fortune because they were mighty pirates.

 

[Naomi]

They were mighty pirates because goldb was in search of One Piece.

 

[xi0]

goldb was in search of One Piece because he had 20 years of free time

 

[Adorien]

He had 20 years of free time because he was a millionaire.

 

[xi0]

He was a millionaire because he invented a breakfast cereal that turned flatulence into something both pleasant smelling and melodic

 

[Adorien]

He invented a breakfast cereal that turned flatulence into something both pleasant smelling and mellodic because he had his cereal with some carbonated drinks and cool music.

Took me some time to write.

And I thought beans were the only musical food.

 

[xi0]

He had his cereal with some carbonated drinks and cool music because his parents weren't a proper influence

 

[Naomi]

Goldb's parents weren't a proper influence because they were xi0 and thornofcarrion.

 

[xi0]

They were xi0 and thornofcarrion because they chose that as their online alias.

 

[Naomi]

They chose that as their online alias because they're secretly super secret agents.

 

[xi0]

They're secretly super secret agents because they're investigating a spree of unauthorized milkings by the locals.

 

[Naomi]

They're investigating a spree of unauthorized milkings by the locals because it's the perfect cover to hide that they're the true culprits.

 

[xi0]

It's the perfect cover to hide that they're the true culprits because they're blind and unable to speak the local tongue