Word Play "Because" Thread

[Naomi]

There are societal and genetic circumstances beyond a single persons realm of influence because Dr.xi0 says so.

 

[xi0]

Dr. xi0 says "So how did I become a doctor?", because he has no recollection of going to medical school

 

[Naomi]

He has no recollection of going into medical school because that was the semester in New York when he drank it away.

 

[xi0]

That was the semester in New York when he drank it away because he was depressed and much preferred to "Edgar Allen Poe"-it up in Baltimore.....minus the dying in the gutter part

 

[BakaHaze]

he was depressed and much preferred to "Edgar Allen Poe"-it up in Baltimore.....minus the dying in the gutter part because he was a cleaner who knew just how much it cost the council to clean up a corpse of the street.

 

[Naomi]

He was a cleaner who knew just how much it cost the council to clean up a corpse of the street because he was an eccentric doctor that preferred to clean up streets? XD

 

[kdowns]

he was an eccentric doctor that preferred to clean up streets because his mentalilty left him bat shit insane.

 

[xi0]

His mentalilty left him bat shit insane because he preferred getting weird to being run-of-the-mill

 

[Adorien]

He preferred getting weird to being run-of-the-mill because he was happy that way.

 

[xi0]

He was happy that way because he was too lazy to think anything else about it

 

[BakaHaze]

he was too lazy to think anything else about it because he had already lost the ability to think.

 

[xi0]

He had already lost the ability to think because he stupidly allowed a bum in the alley to perform trepanation on him

 

[Naomi]

He stupidly allowed a bum in the alley to perform trepanation on him because he thought the hobo was a prostitute.

 

[xi0]

He thought the hobo was a prostitute because he was super drunk and obviously would have known what trepanation was in a clearer state of mind

 

[Naomi]

He was super drunk because he had partied hard.

 

[xi0]

He had partied hard because he just had success at the sperm bank.

 

[Naomi]

He just had success at the sperm bank because they gave him a great magazine to read.

 

[xi0]

They gave him a great magazine to read because he was nervous and wasn't sure if they would allow him to make a withdrawal

 

[Charlie]

He had partied hard because he just had success at the sperm bank.

He just had success at the sperm bank because they gave him a great magazine to read.

They gave him a great magazine to read because he was nervous and wasn't sure if they would allow him to make a withdrawal

Wasn't sure if they would allow him to make a withdrawal because he had a lot of lemons.

 

[Naomi]

He had a lot of lemons because life is a bitch and only ever seems to give you lemons.