Word Play "Because" Thread

[xi0]

Life is a bitch and only ever seems to give you lemons because that's what happens when you only grow Lemon trees

 

[kdowns]

that's what happens when you only grow Lemon trees because you forgot that your green thumb had other abilities.

 

[xi0]

You forgot that your green thumb had other abilities because you were too busy wondering why the hell you have a green thumb!

 

[Naomi]

You forgot that your green thumb had other abilities because you were too busy using it to play video games.

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FOILED AGAIN.

 

[kdowns]

Using Naomi's because I can make something out of it.

You were too busy using it to play video games because you are overly obsessed with Skyrim :3

 

[Adorien]

I can make something out of it because I'm very capable at doing useless things.

 

[Charlie]

I'm very capable at doing useless things because I wanted an xbox565!

 

[xi0]

I wanted an xbox565 because I'm from the year 20003000!

 

[Naomi]

I'm from the year 3000 because I cracked the time-space-continuum.

 

[xi0]

I cracked the time-space-continuum because I was bored with playing Klingon Scrabble

 

[BakaHaze]

I was bored with playing Klingon Scrabble because I was trying to top the facebook leaderboard among Friends in Tetris.

 

[xi0]

I was trying to top the facebook leaderboard among Friends in Tetris because I am the man who arranges the blocks, that descend upon me from up above

 

[wizzard]

I who arranges the blocks, that descend upon me from up above him will spare your lives, 'cause you seem cool.

 

[xi0]

I seem cool because I know how to play this game and you don't

 

[wizzard]

I know how to play this game because you taught me, into the future.

 

[xi0]

You taught me, into the future because things can't be learned in the past

 

[wizzard]

Things can't be learned in the past because it's already over, that's not true because you can learn from XP.

 

[Teubier]

You can learn from XP because you lack the vista.

 

[wizzard]

you lack the vista Because you haven't watched enough Anime!

 

[Adorien]

You haven't watched enough anime because you're too busy with life.