Word Play "Because" Thread

[riki]

He tried to steal my sammich because he wanted Naomi to starve to death.

 

[Charlie]

Naomi & riki starved to death because their sammich was stoled.

 

[Naomi]

Our sammich was stolen because Charlie did it!

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

charlie did it because he likes to do it.

 

[Charlie]

I like to do it because I was hungry and had no other choice.

 

[Naomi]

He was hungry and had no other choice because when he asked me to do it, I was just too lazy.


...Ok that sounded wrong. XD

 

[kdowns]

when he asked me to do it, I was just too lazy, because I just got done with having some "fun"

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

you just got done with having some fun reading a novel because you like novels...

 

[Naomi]

You like novels because television kind of sucks these days.

 

[shinobilyf]

Television kinda sucks these days because all the media care about now these days are pregnant 16 year old girls.

[ Hi, you guys. I'm new to this game. ]

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

all the media care about now these days are pregnant 16 year old girls because people could never get enough of those.

 

[Naomi]

People could never get enough of those because watching other people fail is somehow addicting.

 

[Charlie]

Watching other people fail is somehow addicting because I'm leaving now!

*welcome to the game shino~

 

[MangaHelpers]

I'm leaving now!, Because the humans are ignorant.

 

[kdowns]

The Humans are ignorant, because they watch too much reality TV.....


And wha.... Mangahelpers Commented? I thought it was a bot....

 

[shinobilyf]

They watch too much reality TV because it's interesting to watch people do idiotic things.

 

[Naomi]

It's interesting to watch people do idiotic things because it makes us feel better about ourselves.

Don't call him a bot... It makes him mad....

 

[shinobilyf]

It makes us feel better for ourselves because us, humans, are very selfish.

 

[Naomi]

Humans are selfish because if we didn't have any selfishness, we would never get anywhere.

 

[Charlie]

We would never get anywhere because we dont have a GPS.