Word Play "Because" Thread

[MangaHelpers]

We dont have a GPS because Charlie sold it for drugs.

 

[kdowns]

Charlie sold it for drugs because he needed to get his fix

 

[Charlie]

I needed to get my fix because I am a junkie.


[c]Now I am depressed [/c]

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

I'm a junkie because I have a lot of junk.

 

[Naomi]

I have a lot of junk because of my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

 

[Charlie]

I have a lot of junk because of my humps, my lovely lady lumps.

*.....*

My lovely lady lumps are not really mine because I am not lady.

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

I'm not a lady because I'm a boy.

 

[Naomi]

I'm a boy because there is a major gender fail going on in here.

 

[benelori]

I'm happy, because we have Miss Teen in da houz

 

[shinobilyf]

We have Miss Teen in da houz because it's very fun making "because" sentences in this "because" thread.

 

[scav]

it's very fun making "because"sentences in this "because"thread because Chuck Norris said it

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

chuck norris said it because he's always right.



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Spoiler: dark lord;2510894

chuck norris said it because he's always right.

 

[shinobilyf]

He's always right because he's Chuck Norris.

 

[Naomi]

He's Chuck Norris because...mommy and daddy loved each other very much...

 

[scav]

mommy and daddy loved each other very much... because Chuck Norris was the daddy

 

[DLord.Van.Buuren]

chuck norris was the daddy because nobody has any idea who's the mommy

 

[Naomi]

Nobody has any idea who's the mommy because I'm the best secret keeper around.

 

[scav]

im the best secret keeper around because except me there is only girls around

 

[Tsu]

Except me there is only girls around because I'm a pimp

 

[scav]

I'm a pimp because i drive a bugatti veyron

[sizept=2]in my dream [/sizept]