Word Play "Because" Thread

[Adorien]

It's attractive because we like it.

 

[Nanoi]

We like it because you like it.

 

[Adorien]

I like it because it's nice.

 

[alphabeta]

it's nice because it's warm

 

[Adorien]

It's warm because it's early autumn.

 

[alphabeta]

it's early autumn because it's it'd be strange if it wouldn't be

 

[Adorien]

It'd be strange if it woudn't be, because it's this time of year.

 

[BakaHaze]

It's this time of the year because the year loops over and over again.

 

[Nanoi]

The year loops over and over again because another day is going to be added into the year.

 

[BakaHaze]

Another day is added to the year because time only goes forward. (This is now being contested by that faster-than-light neutrino but let's assume that it's true for now.)

 

[Adorien]

Time only goes forward, because no one has proved the opposite yet. (Yeah, I wonder how that will go, Haze.)

 

[Naomi]

No one has proved the opposite because time is a very abstract concept, and might just be something we made up it our heads.

 

[Adorien]

Time is a very abstract concept and might be something we made up in our heads, because... we are only human.

 

[Nanoi]

We are only human because animals took the good ones.

 

[alphabeta]

animals took the good ones because of their animal magnitism

 

[Nanoi]

It was their animal magnetism because we rock with thumbs.

 

[Adorien]

We rock with thumbs because it's cool!

 

[Nanoi]

It's cool because we get to grope.

 

[BakaHaze]

We get to grope becausew we...we're criminals

 

[riki]

We...we're criminals because we're smooth criminals though