Word Play "Because" Thread

[Adorien]

I'm a sucker because... because... I suck.

 

[xi0]

I suck, because I'm a loser

 

[Adorien]

I'm a loser because I don't do anything about it.

 

[xi0]

I don't do anything about it because I'm inept

 

[Naomi]

I am inept because I'm left to my own devices.

 

[Charlie]

I'm left to my own devices because I'm always asking someone Y u No questions.

 

[Naomi]

I'm always asking someone YUNO questions because I am perpetually frustrated to a point beyond proper English.

 

[BakaHaze]

I am perpetually frustrated to a point beyond proper English because I get frustrated easily.

 

[xi0]

I get frustrated easy because people are constantly DOING IT WRONG!

 

[alphabeta]

people are constantly DOING IT WRONG because they CAN'T DO IT ANOTHER WAY!

 

[xi0]

They can't do it another way because they're pigheaded and stubborn

 

[Adorien]

They're pigheaded and stubborn because they were born this way.

 

[BakaHaze]

They were born this way because they had bad luck.

 

[xi0]

They had bad luck because they violently stubbed their toe

 

[Adorien]

They violently stubbed their toe because... that's life.

 

[Charlie]

That's life because evolution or kami sama are at fault!

 

[Naomi]

Evolution of Kami-sama are at fault because I don't know who the hell that is but we still need someone to blame.

 

[xi0]

I don't know who the hell that is but we still need someone to blame, because a scapegoat is always needed

 

[Adorien]

A scapegoat is always needed because we all have to make sacrifices.

 

[xi0]

We all have to make sacrifices, because THE VOICES IN MY HEAD SAY SO!!!