Favorite Quotes from One Piece

[shinwei]

Mine is:

Luffy: I don't care if your a king or a god, 'cuz I'm a pirate!

 

[totr0x]

Luffy: I'm stuck
Zoro: I'm stuck

When luffy is stuck in the middle of 2 buildings and zoro is stuck in the chimney.
Allways cracks me up

 

[tonitoniluffy]

Bon Clay - Lesson Lesson Okama way
Luffy - Halu Hamu Melon ??
Sanji - Mellorine Mellorine *heart* *Heart*
Zoro - That bastard i'm going to kill you

 

[Galth]

Some funny lines from Usopp's introduction fight

Villager looking at Usopp vs Merman fight: "He's running away and fighting at the same time!"

Usopp: "Water... Water... Water... Water... Usopp's Hammer!"
Merman: "Y-You!"
Usopp: "Usopp's Hammer! Usopp's Hammer! Usopp's Hammer! Usopp's Rubber Band! Usopp's Hammer!"
...
Usopp: "I Win!"

Usopp: "Don't ever insult me again! ... Idiot!"

 

[Radek]

Luffy: Chop-Chop Man? What a freak!

My favorite line from Luffy, especially with the box reading 'Gum-Gum/Rubber Man' pointed at him there. Never fails to make me smile.

 

[Predator]

Well I can't quote it excactly but it's the whole conversation in Longue Town when Buggy tried to execute Luffy.

Luffy: Alvida?...?...???... Where?

Luffy: What was his name? Biggy, Bugie, Bogie ..... oh yeah, Bafoon!

Luffy: Cool, I've never seen an execution before.
Buggy: It's your execution.
Luffy: .......... ?.... ! ... You're kidding?!
Buggy: You're the one who's kidding!!!

Luffy: Aah! I'm OK! I thought I will really die there.
Zorro (to Sanji): Oi,... do you believe in God?

The whole scene is just GOLD!

 

[Kilik]

From the latest chapter...

Soge King: A chicken...!!!
Nooo!! Chickens are the noisiets birds alive! What is it doing here!?
If it clucks, my game is up!!! He'll wake up, see me, and kill me!! Nooo!!!
Stop looking at me...stop looking at me like you wanna cluck!
Please, please don't cluck!
Don't cluck, no no noooo....

Chicken: TWEET

Soge King: CHICKENS DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT!!!!

and...

Zoro: A Wolf!!? What the... WHAT IS THIS, THE GODDAMN ZOO!!?

 

[Galth]

From the Skypiea arc, Luffy is in that giant snake, and suddenly he encounters Nami and the rest:

> Luffy: "Ey, weird guy, Nami, what are you doing in this magic cave?"
(...)
> Luffy: "I see, that's really bad, you got eaten by a giant snake..."
> Nami: "You're in the snake's stomach too!!"
(...)
> Luffy: "Ah, it's true! We must find this guy's butthole now!"
> Nami: "BAD IDEA!" *slaps*
> Luffy: "If we've got eaten, we just go out his ass, right?"

EDIT:

Hehe, and though it isn't a quote, i really like this one:

Chapter 276, page 6... > Eneru: *very cold stare*

 

[psychohare]

Love it when Luffy says "Hara hetta" = I'm hungry, i dunno abt others, but thats the first thing i remember. (pls pardon my pathetic Japanese spelling)

 

[Sephcloud]

Kaku: Don't underestimate the immeasureable destructive powers of aGiraffe

 

[white silver]

Sanji: This is the TRIAL OF LOVE

 

[kievz]

Robin : "My dream just had too many enemies"

Usopp : " There comes time.. when a man has to stand and fight.. that time is when his friends' dreams are laughed at!!"

Ice-Burg : " Of all things, she choose you 6.. ove the lives of people in the world.." (refer to Robin chan !! )

 

[Kickmeister]

Ace: I'm looking.. for my little brother

or sumthin like that.. Anyway its just so badass ^^

 

[Obito]

Luffy to Bellamy
Luffy: You asked if I knew how to punch?......

Sensei to Zoro
Sensei: Listen carefully Zoro, in this world we live in, there are swordsman who can cut nothing, however those same swordsman can also cut steel or anything else they wish. All with the same katana.

Dragon: The world is waiting for our answer...

 

[nolink]

anyone literate to japanese can go to their official website for a look of most voted quote.

'this is the trail of love' is the 1st on the list

 

[Slashout]

> Luffy: "Ey, weird guy, Nami, what are you doing in this magic cave?"
(...)
> Luffy: "I see, that's really bad, you got eaten by a giant snake..."
> Nami: "You're in the snake's stomach too!!"

That part is my favorite among those I can remember ( well maybe because someone reminded it to me by quoting it earlier )

 

[Gear2fu]

Nami: Lovely Puch (or something like that)
when they're in the baths in Arabasta

 

[DeepEyes]

OMG! All that Luffy don't understand is "magic" XDDDDDDD like the magic cave that Slashout quotes XDDDDDD

Mine!...

Luffy to Arlong: "Don't make my Navigator Cry!!!"

With that words I love One Piece .

 

[gao_dargon]

the part that vivi say she wont be a pirate for a wile since she has to be the princess

Crew: we miss her

Zoro: if u didnt want to leave her behinde you should have taken her by force

Choper: aa u neandertal

Nami: you suck

Sanji: marimo

Luffy: santouryuu

Usopp: hey wait luffy santouryuu isnt an insult

Luffy: yontouryuu

Usopp: no u only added one!!!!

hahaha that priceless for me

 

[OP_overlord]

luffy: can you take dumps

brooke: yes i can

sanji: why would you answer that

that was just funny to me and sanji made a great face that is what made it great