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this is wildImagine being married to Oda.
Oda: "Honey, they're coming today."
Spouse: "Who?"
Oda: *awkward smile* "They. You'll find out when they're finally here"
Oda: "Did you hear about that country that got invaded in the news today??"
Spouse: "Which country?"
Oda: "That country."
Oda, after talking up his friend for years: "I can't wait for you to meet him. He's an amazing person who I have the utmost respect for. He's famous, too!"
Spouse: "Oh, can I see a picture of them?"
Oda: *shows picture of their silhouette*
Oda: "Seems I'm being praised by a certain organization according to this article."
Spouse: "Oh wow! What organization?"
Oda: *smiles awkwardly*
Spouse: "Damnit. Well let me see that artic.."
Oda: *Tears the article up into a million pieces and walks away*
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Sadism takes many forms.

