Pinoy Community v. 18

[hunter71485]

Spoiler: give him an ultimatum, bb.

"AKO O TISSUE?!!"

 

[marshall313]

Oh I'm so happy for you MD! So she gave in huh?

I myself am contemplating working abroad again for more experience. But I won't go without my boyfriend. And seeing as he's scared to move ANYWHERE I don't think it's possible atm.

how can I be my own boss fast enough????



he could certainly try

hey mr. Marshal... you skipped my welcoming post... I will now go to a corner and hurt myself.

Am i? Hhmmm,.

If my memory serves me right, i'm done with those welcoming post bb.

 

[mangadictus]

I just realised you live in Abu Dhabi and not Dubai. You have my sympathies...

thanks...

So, does it mean that you don't need the "happy tissue" anymore?

oh noes...

he'd wait out 2 months without his happy tissue? you're kidding.

thanks hunt..

Oh I'm so happy for you MD! So she gave in huh?

i'm that irresistible.

he could certainly try

i did before, then i made my ex take a 1 week leave to be with me in cebu just to make up for "lost time"

Spoiler: give him an ultimatum, bb.

"AKO O TISSUE?!!"

the "happy" one

 

[baboysai]

If my memory serves me right, i'm done with those welcoming post bb.

Well your memory serves you wrong. >.> Now be a good boy and do what everybody did when they entered this thread

so... let the welcoming commence.

1. What do you do in RL?
2. Where do you live, if you don't mind me asking? I'm not... I'm not stalking you or anything...
3. What are your top 5 manga OF ALL TIME? (since you already answered the manga you're currently reading... or if you have top 5 currently reading, go ahead )
4. Top 5 anime currently watching and/or Top 5 anime OF ALL TIME?
5. Who's yo' daddy?

 

[Imperium]

Fuck...I want to watch the looper so bad, but there arent any good quality versions online yet. Come on internet, get your act together!

 

[hunter71485]

Looper's cinematic release here is on the 17th. FUUUUUUUUUUU~

I forgot to watch Taken 2 yesterday too. FUUUUUUUUUUU~

ah well, gonna watch it a few hours from now.

 

[Imperium]

Yea...Im too poor to attend cinemas.

I heard taken 2 was the biggest pile of crap.

 

[hunter71485]

Of course it is. Too many plot holes.

But then again it's Luc Besson, the man who gave us the Fifth Element among other things.

 

[baboysai]

17th... is that the date where RK would supposedly be aired on???

 

[hunter71485]

sadly yes.

 

[baboysai]

is it confirmed???

 

[hunter71485]

that's the problem, the last press release was dated September 12th, with them and the local distributor "negotiating" the release.

 

[mangadictus]

Spoiler: Rules Guys Wished Girls Knew...

1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up, put it down.
3. Don't cut your hair. Ever.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see
if he can find the perfect present!
5. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes, he's not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Don't ask him what he's thinking about unless you are prepared
to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation,and monster trucks.
8. Get rid of your cat. And no, it's not different, it's just like ever other cat.
9. Dogs are better than ANY cats. Period.
10. Sunday = Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the
tides. Let it be.
11. Shopping is not a sport.
12. Anything you wear is fine. Really.
13. You have enough clothes.
14. You have too many shoes.
15. Crying is blackmail. Use it if you must, but don't expect us to like it.
16. Your brother is an idiot, your ex-boyfriend is an idiot, and your dad's way past idiot.
17. Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work.
18. No, he doesn't know what day it is. He never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
19. Pissing standing up is more difficult than peeing from point blank range. We're bound to miss sometimes.
20. Most guys own two to three pairs of shoes - what makes you think
we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?
21. Yes, and No are perfectly acceptable answers.
22. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.
23. Your Mom doesn't have to be our best friend.
24. Foreign films are best left to foreigners.
25. Check your oil.
26. Don't give us 50 rules when 25 will do.
27. Don't fake it. We'd rather be ineffective than deceived.
28. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz in
Cosmo together.
29. Anything we said 6 or 8 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
30. If you don't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
31. If something we said can be interpreted two ways, and one of the
ways makes you sad and angry, we meant the other one.
32. Let us ogle. If we don't look at other women, how can we know how pretty you are?
33. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
34. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it
done - but not both.
35. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.
36. Christopher Columbus didn't need directions, and neither do we.
37. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to
complain about having their boobs stared at.
38. Consider golf a mini-vacation from you. We need it, just like you do.
39. Telling us that the models in the men's magazines are airbrushed makes you look jealous and petty, and it's certainly not going to deter us from reading the magazines.
40. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
41. Anyone can buy condoms.

 

[baboysai]

Ahem. I have to say my rebuttals to nos. 2 and 22.

Firstly, if you saw the toilet seat DOWN, and you put it UP, then you might want to RETURN IT TO ITS ORIGINAL POSITION.

I wouldn't mind if I was intruding in a guy's apartment and the toilet seat was up, then I'd inconvenience myself to put it down and back up.

But if a guy used MY toilet, and didn't put the seat down, I'd say a lot of things. >.> I told my boyfriend he was sleeping (visiting) in an apartment OWNED BY WOMEN, he was outnumbered, so if I ever caught him leaving the seat up I'd make him clean the fucking bathroom.

And for no. 22, headaches and migraines are part of PMS. So we naturally have it recurring. EVERY FUCKING MONTH. It's not like we enjoy it. We hate it more than you do.

 

[mangadictus]

Ahem. I have to say my rebuttals to nos. 2 and 22.

Firstly, if you saw the toilet seat DOWN, and you put it UP, then you might want to RETURN IT TO ITS ORIGINAL POSITION.

I wouldn't mind if I was intruding in a guy's apartment and the toilet seat was up, then I'd inconvenience myself to put it down and back up.

But if a guy used MY toilet, and didn't put the seat down, I'd say a lot of things. >.> I told my boyfriend he was sleeping (visiting) in an apartment OWNED BY WOMEN, he was outnumbered, so if I ever caught him leaving the seat up I'd make him clean the fucking bathroom.

And for no. 22, headaches and migraines are part of PMS. So we naturally have it recurring. EVERY FUCKING MONTH. It's not like we enjoy it. We hate it more than you do.

nagkaka PMS na rin ako kapag may PMS ang gf ko. to level the playing field.

---------- Post added at 02:57 AM ---------- Previous post was at 02:33 AM ----------

just sharing:

jomar: *eating ice cream from a typical aluminum bowl* ser, naalala ko nung kumakain ako dati bahay ng sa ex ko, eto rin yung gamit ko. napapansin ko, ang sama ng tingin ng aso nya saken. dahil sa na curious ako, tinanong ko ngayon yung ex ko, "ba't ang sama ng tingin saken ng aso mo?". ang sagot saken, "ah, sa kanya kase yan."

ROFL

 

[hunter71485]

iniisip tlaga ng aso, nangna you ah. akin yan eh!

 

[mangadictus]

iniisip tlaga ng aso, nangna you ah. akin yan eh!

Spoiler: here's what you get 'pag binasag mo trip ko

ME:
11 hours ago
just sharing:

jomar: *eating ice cream from a typical aluminum bowl* ser, naalala ko nung kumakain ako dati bahay ng sa ex ko, eto rin yung gamit ko. napapansin ko, ang sama ng tingin ng aso nya saken. dahil sa na curious ako, tinanong ko ngayon yung ex ko, "ba't ang sama ng tingin saken ng aso mo?". ang sagot saken, "ah, sa kanya kase yan."

ROFL
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FRIEND: lame.. pati ah. joke lang manong mikey
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ME: ok lang manong bri. we all know naman how funny you really are.
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FRIEND: Sarcastic Mikey.. not gooooooooooooooooooooooood
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ME: oh, was i? i though it was common knowledge. :P hehehe joke lang manong bri.
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FRIEND: hahaha. im not someone you know, i got big brains.
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ME: i envy you dude. God gave you more while the rest of us only got one.
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FRIEND: here we go again. Big is singular.. tsk
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ME: bwahahahahahhahaha Kay Jade Ni Richard Kano Sornito
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FRIEND: action speaks louder than words.. liking my post is just making you more sarcastic. haha
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ME: uh-- yeah..?
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[marshall313]

Well your memory serves you wrong. >.> Now be a good boy and do what everybody did when they entered this thread

1. I'm an engineer. But for now, i'm kinda busy preparing my documents for taiwan.

2. Dasmarinas cavite.

3. Naruto, one piece, fairy tail, sun ken rock and ym.

4. Just naruto. And my top anime of all time? Well, ****** ofcourse.

5. Me? Or who's my daddy?

Hehe. Well, i'm harry dalid. My nickname is harhar.

 

[mangadictus]

har har har

 

[baboysai]

ano yung YM? Yankee kun to Megane chan??



Waaaa. Sword art Online ba. Watch it please. >.>