Pinoy Hangout Thread v. 16

[Imperium]

I cut them normally and they're rarely in the fridge so maybe its just my awesomeness lvl increasing.

re: MAN moments?
I needed to change the gas for our stove. My ex wouldn't do it. He actually said he couldn't do it because he was doing the laundry! so well, I did it. the pussy.

Change the gas for the stove? Those heavy gas container things?

Btw, the punching kid thing makes me look like a bully D:. The kid was an asshole and the fight started after he got into a fight with my friend the day before and the next day tripped me up. Some people just deserve it.

 

[hunter71485]

fights should never last more than two minutes. you should've done something to him permanently.

 

[Imperium]

It was primary school and those fights in britain last less than two minutes. After a couple of punches someone jumps up and begins separating the students. =/

 

[baboysai]

Change the gas for the stove? Those heavy gas container things?

yes! I'm so macho.

 

[hunter71485]

well the capacity to lift heavy objects is dependent on a person's weight. That means...

 

[Imperium]

...Wild Baboy sighted! BAM! HEADSHOT!~

 

[kuroihikari]

Oh, god. What have you done! Run!

 

[hunter71485]

That means...

... I'm quoting Bruno Mars.

They got nothin' on you

Now I gotta run.

 

[Paper]

Wild basboysai used ROLL OUT!

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

renions- BB's right, sharp knives= less bruising= no tears. Believe it or not but, sharper knives= less cuts (since you exert less effort).

 

[hunter71485]

Wild basboysai used ROLL OUT!

It's SUPER EFFECTIVE!

You reminded me of

Spoiler: this

 

[Paper]

Though snorlax is kind of lame, it's still pretty pimp.

unlike...

Spoiler

 

[mangadictus]

@ Imp
- must've been some power you got behind those fists. was it a full body punch? wish i can knock someone out cold. well i did once, with a knee. that was after our mma practice in cebu and i was just learning the basics of the thai clinch with knees to the body. truth is, it felt goooooooooooood...

 

[Imperium]

I think i just hit him at a good spot. It was under the chin so maybe that was it? Or maybe because it was during my afro days. D: In any case it hasnt happened since. =/

 

[mangadictus]

must be the chin, solidly thin at the tip. or maybe the guy just had a weak chin. whatever it was, the feeling must've been awesome!

 

[Imperium]

Yep you get this flood of adrenaline that rushes to your brain and you stand there in your victory pose and your peers all around you are fawning over your brilliance and strength. And at that point you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, noone is going to mess with you. That you will be the trend setter, the main character, the school social now revolves around you and your brilliance. But then...reality hits and you realise this is the last week before graduation and shit like this will be forgotten over the summer as you begin like in secondary school. =/

 

[hunter71485]

lol. you made me remember the first fight I got into.

I stabbed a classmate with a pencil (and broke it) way back in kindergarten. Nearly got expelled, but using my connections cuteness, I managed to wriggle out of that with an apology.

 

[baboysai]

you know, it's a good thing you changed the topic. I was about to ban cry. Goddess that I am, I do get hurt.

 

[Paper]

If you strike me down, I shall become more powerful than you could possibly imagine.

 

[hunter71485]

I've been waiting for you, Obi-Wan. We meet again, at last. The circle is now complete. When I left you I was but the learner. Now I am the Master!

 

[Paper]

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