Pinoy Thread v. 3

[Musashi Gen]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

Wahh! Tapos na ang finals...mka.graduate ba ako? Hmmp, kainis talaga ang preboard, mommy ko talaga palagi ko pinag.reprimanded with the use of my PC! T_T

Anyways, all done...and the results were fine, as usual!Also, si ate purps, ready na mka.graduate unlike me, habol sa last minute requirements!

Lastly, sorry tagal ko nka.OL dito, you know naman studies and skul allowances! BWahaha... Also, welcome sa bago natin members sa newly created Pinoy thread na naman! Guess ko, aabot ito ng 100 pages less than JUNE!

To start a new topic, have you seen the trailer of Pirates of the Caribbean: At World's End! Ganda talaga!

 

[mangadictus]

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@ level4paperboy
- dont worry, i can be very confidential when needed.
- btw nasa IRC ako, same as usual #PinoyHangOut - care to join me?

 

[Musashi Gen]

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Bwahaha! On my way, MD! Kaon sa aq ug breakfast! I'm having scrambled EGGS!

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wahhh! Wats da IRC channel?

 

[bakashijinsan]

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hayz

as usual ngayon lang ako nakapag login kapag wala na ang mga boss

anyway, kamusta sa lahat ng bago! welkam po dito sa MH

@Musashi Gen-hope your finals turned out okay

@MD-Where in Manila are you goign to stay exactly?

breakfast? Haven't even had dinner yet. t's really not in my system to eat while at work. Kahit nung nagaaral ako, hindi ako nagkakakain kapag alam ko na may klase pa. Pag tapos na, yun pwede na kumain.

Iwan na naman ako dito. hopefully, wala naman sanang mga issue sa mga lecheng call centers na ito. para naman makatulog ako. hayz.

 

[baboysai]

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@l4pb, too late. When DZ comes here in the philippines we're gonna do a GRAND EB!!!

@cherrychanted, hello! Ok lang yan, kung maharass ka sa usapang pervy, come to me, i'll kick them in the n*ts. *nods* not to mention ate ayah, ahihi. Joke lang guys! er... unless, cherry, you're into that stuff. fufu.

@KTT, anong torrent harvester ni yonie? And isang downside pa, nobody seems to sub SMAP.

 

[bakashijinsan]

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I'm hearing EB here.

I've really got to start reading the posts.

@bbsai

what's SMAP?

 

[baboysai]

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SMAP- a japanese variety show featuring kimura takuya and others. hehe si kimura takuya lang kasi gusto ko. *wuv* tignan mo sa youtube ang kagaguhan at kagalingan nila.

@musashi, buti ka pa tapos na finals mo. Akin this week and next week pa. With a grudging professor to boot.

 

[Paper]

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@all- ahy....sorry i fell asleep...kaka gising ko lang!

 

[Musashi Gen]

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may laway ka pa sa labi, level4paperboy!...heheh

Wahhhh...baboysai, hirap habol ng requirements para graduate!!

 

[bakashijinsan]

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sa mga gragraduate:

isipin nyo na lang, last na yan. you won't be doing those things anymore. That's your very last finals! So give it your all!

 

[Paper]

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di ako naka graduate

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the something stoopid VII is now up at my thread! comments are encouraged!

 

[baboysai]

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Wanna know how Hindu (Indians) people communicate w/o talking?
See the red dot on their forehead?

Spoiler

Infrared yun dude.

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MOMMY1: Ano Pinapainom mo sa baby mo?
MOMMY2: Promil... para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
MOMMY1: Emperador... para sa totoong tagumpay.
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Pare1: Pre, nasusuka ako, kaya lang di ako masuka.
Pare2: Madali lang yan pre. Sundot mo tonsil mo.
[pare1 - sundot tonsil]
Pare1: Di pa din eh.
Pare2: Try mo sundot pwet mo.
[pare1 - sundot pwet]
Pare1: Ayaw talaga.
Pare2: Ngayon, sundutin mo ulit tonsil mo.
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JUDGE: Isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord
Swindler at bugaw!
Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: Aba, meron sir. Pulis po ako!
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[Sa room ng mag-asawa, may pumasok na killer]
KILLER: Gusto ko malaman pangalan ng victim ko bago ko siya patayin.
Ano pangalan mo?
WIFE: Inday po.
KILLER: Inday din pangalan ng nanay ko. Sige, di na kita papatayin.
Ikaw? Ano pangalan mo?
HUSBAND: My name is Gary... but my friends call me Inday.
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Ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo... tubero
Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura... basurero
Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik... gimikero
Ang tawag sa maraming babae... babaero.
Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto...

(at ang iisipin po ni KTT at yonie ay..?)

Spoiler

...tambay pare. tambay.

 

[Paper]

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@baboysai- ROFLMAO sa 1st! infrared!

 

[mangadictus]

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OMFG! Beck anime is AWESOME! they even mentioned some of my fav guitarists like paul gilbert and nuno bettencourt. john petrucci and eric johnson were not named tho...

 

[Paper]

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@MD- oo beck is a great anime, it made me want to get back with my old band mates btw nasa #pinoyhangout ako!

 

[bakashijinsan]

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OMFG! Beck anime is AWESOME! they even mentioned some of my fav guitarists like paul gilbert and nuno bettencourt. john petrucci and eric johnson were not named tho...

Isn't it? Isn't it? I mean, hwow! Personally, I never did know some of the people mentioned there, but watching Beck (and reading it) made me relieve my old Metal days.

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Wanna know how Hindu (Indians) people communicate w/o talking?
See the red dot on their forehead?

Spoiler

Infrared yun dude.

-----
MOMMY1: Ano Pinapainom mo sa baby mo?
MOMMY2: Promil... para sa matatag na pangarap. Eh ikaw?
MOMMY1: Emperador... para sa totoong tagumpay.
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Pare1: Pre, nasusuka ako, kaya lang di ako masuka.
Pare2: Madali lang yan pre. Sundot mo tonsil mo.
[pare1 - sundot tonsil]
Pare1: Di pa din eh.
Pare2: Try mo sundot pwet mo.
[pare1 - sundot pwet]
Pare1: Ayaw talaga.
Pare2: Ngayon, sundutin mo ulit tonsil mo.
-----
JUDGE: Isa ka palang pusher, kidnapper, gun for hire, gambling lord
Swindler at bugaw!
Wala ka bang matinong hanapbuhay?
ACCUSED: Aba, meron sir. Pulis po ako!
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[Sa room ng mag-asawa, may pumasok na killer]
KILLER: Gusto ko malaman pangalan ng victim ko bago ko siya patayin.
Ano pangalan mo?
WIFE: Inday po.
KILLER: Inday din pangalan ng nanay ko. Sige, di na kita papatayin.
Ikaw? Ano pangalan mo?
HUSBAND: My name is Gary... but my friends call me Inday.
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Ang tawag sa gumagawa ng tubo... tubero
Ang tawag sa kumukuha ng basura... basurero
Ang tawag sa mahilig sa gimik... gimikero
Ang tawag sa maraming babae... babaero.
Ang tawag sa nakaupo sa kanto...

(at ang iisipin po ni KTT at yonie ay..?)

Spoiler

...tambay pare. tambay.

lol at these. lalo na yung sa mommies!

just to add

anu tawag sa breeder ng pusa

Spoiler

mamumusa

anu tawag sa breeder ng aso

Spoiler

mangangaso

anu tawag sa breeder ng palaka

Spoiler

mamamalaka

anu tawag sa breeder ng kalabaw

Spoiler

mangangalabaw

anu tawag sa breeder ng tupa

Spoiler

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bakla?

 

[baboysai]

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it's joke time!

 

[sharingan_kakashi]

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OMFG! Beck anime is AWESOME! they even mentioned some of my fav guitarists like paul gilbert and nuno bettencourt. john petrucci and eric johnson were not named tho...

tol san mo nadownload yun? wala ako mahanap na pede pagkuhanan dahil nga licenced na sya.

Spoiler

Eto, oldied but goodies!!

Yo Mama so OLD:

-Yo mama's so old, I told her to act her age and the bitch died.
-Yo mama's so old, her memory is in black and white.
-Yo mama's so old, her social security number is 1.
-Yo mama's so old, her birth-certificate expired.
-Yo mama's so old, she has a picture of Jesus in her yearbook.
-Yo mama's so old, she's got Jesus' beeper number.
-Yo mama's so old, when she was in school there was no history class.
-Yo mama's so old, when she reads the bible she reminisces.

 

[yoniekai]

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hehehehe wtf, i like your jokes bb except of course the last one ill kill you joke lang . hmm... i think im gonna share the best joke ive read in the net:

Spoiler

Two new members of a hunting lodge get introduced to its oldest member. They ask him to tell his favorite hunting story, and he agrees.

“Well, back in 1944 in Africa,” the old man starts, “we went big-game hunting. Didn’t have much luck at first, but on the third day I was resting by a tree when I heard a noise. Next thing I know the biggest lion I’ve ever seen jumped out of the bushes at me like this…RO-A-A-R-R-R! Well, I just shit my pants.”

The young men are amazed. One of them says, “I don’t blame you. I’d crap my pants too if a lion jumped at me like that!”

The old man shakes his head and says, “No, no, not then—just now when I said roar!”

 

[Paper]

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@yonie- ROFLMAO - ROOOAAARRR!!!

eto ako naman!

Spoiler

a black man and his son were riding a plane when all of a sudden the plane lost one if it's engines. the pilot promptly informed th passengers of the plane about the situation, and told them that they would have to dump the cargo onto the sea, where it will immediately be picked up by boats and brought ot the airport. so they dumped the cargo, and the plane was safe to fly. after a few minutes another engine went off and the captain said that they'll have to do the same thing, except this time they'll have to throw out passengers. "we'll go by alphabetical order, any african americans?" asked the pilot, the boy raised his and but his father pulled it down "not now son!" said the boy's father. "ok, now african americans? what about blacks?" and the boy raised his hand again, just to be pulled down by his father "not now son!". "ok, any colored?" the boy raised his hand again, but as hiss father pulled his arm down the boy asked "daddy? why go you keep on pulling my hand down? arn't we african american, black, and colored?" asked the boy, his father replied "not today son, today we're niggers, and them damn mexicans are gonna get it before we do!"