Pinoy Thread v. 3

[yoniekai]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

haha. crazy ass black kid

hmm... maybe one last...

Spoiler: if you are 18 and above, you know the drill ;p

A guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100 dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your breasts
just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh? Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them, licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..............."

 

[TechnoMagus]

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re: joke
FINE! go with the flow.... inspired by yonie...

Spoiler: PG-18

An elderly woman walked into the Bank of Canada one morning with a purse
full of money. She wanted to open a savings account and insisted on talking to the president of the Bank because, she said, she had a lot of money.

After many lengthy discussions (after all, the client is always
right) an employee took the elderly woman to the president's
office.

The president of the Bank asked her how much she wanted to deposit. She
placed her purse on his desk and replied, "$165,000". The president was curious and asked her how she had been able to save so much money. The elderly woman replied that she made bets.

The president was surprised and asked, "What kind of bets?"

The elderly woman replied, "Well, I bet you $25,000 that your testicles are square."

The president started to laugh and told the woman that it was
impossible to win a bet like that.

The woman never batted an eye. She just looked at the
president and said, "Would you like to take my bet?"

"Certainly", replied the president. "I bet you $25,000 that my
testicles are not square."

"Done", the elderly woman answered. "But given the amount of money
involved, if you don't mind I would like to come back at 10 o'clock tomorrow
morning with my lawyer as a witness."

"No problem", said the president of the Bank confidently.

That night, the president became very nervous about the bet
and spent a long time in front of the mirror examining his
testicles, turning them this way and that, checking them over
again and again until he was positive that no one could
consider his testicles as square and reassuring himself that there was no
way he could lose the bet.

The next morning at exactly 10 o'clock the elderly woman
arrived at the president's office with her lawyer and
acknowledged the $25,000 bet made the day before that the
president's testicles were square.

The president confirmed that the bet was the same as the one
made the day before. Then the elderly woman asked him to
drop his pants etc. so that she and her lawyer could see clearly.

The president was happy to oblige.

The elderly woman came closer so she could see better and
asked the president if she could touch them. "Of course", said the
president. "Given the amount of money involved, you
should be 100% sure."

The elderly woman did so with a little smile. Suddenly the
president noticed that the lawyer was banging his head against
the wall. He asked the elderly woman why he was doing that
and she replied, "Oh, it's probably because I bet him $100,000 that around
10 o'clock in the morning I would be holding the
balls of the President of the Bank of Canada !"

Spoiler: PG-18

Girl: Doc, magpapacheck-up po?
DOC: sige maghubad ka ng panty at bra, tapos mahiga ka.
Girl: Di po ako, itong lola ko po.
DOC: sige lola, hinga na lang ng malalim.

Usapan ng mag-ama...
ANAK: dady, sino mas mahal mo, ako o si mommy?
AMA: syempre ikaw!
ANAK: sabi na e! kasi, pag maginaw kinukumutan mo ko, pero si mommy
hinuhubaran mo.

ANAK: inay, ano ang sex?
INA: iyan and ginagawa ng mag-asawa para ipadama ang pag-ibig nila sa
isa't isa.
ANAK: Haba naman. Pano ko kakasya iyan sa application form?

Nanay: Bobo ka talaga! 1-10 lang di mo pa kayang bilangin??
Anak: Mas bobo si tatay nay, kasi nadinig ko minsan sabi nya 'Tama na Inday, hanggang tatlo lang kaya ko'.

Mag-asawa having Sex...
HUsband: Honey, mag "Dirty talk" ka naman para ganahan ako.
Wife: Ahh...Shiiit! Basuraaaa...Kannnal...Taaaaeeee....Ooohhh...Patay na
dagaaa....

Erap and George Bush talking...
Erap: Thank You!
Bush: Thank you 2!
Erap: Thank you 3!
Bush: What are you thanking me for?
Erap: Oh, thank you 5!

Erap: Miss pabili nga ng ballpen.
Miss: sori po sir, wala po kaming ballpen.
(Inis na lumabas si Erap sa tindahan)
Erap: t*ng*na, PENSHOPPE walang ballpen...

JUDGE: Mr. erap, ano ba ang nangyari?
ERAP: (di nagsasalita)
JUDGE: Mr. erap! bakit di mo sagutin ang tanong?
ERAP: (naasar) pucha! kala ko ba hearing lang? bakit may speaking pa?!

Husband: Honey, bakit laging itim panty mo? Meron bang ipinagluluksa yag
K*k* mo?
Wife: Meron gago! Dahil laging patay yang T*T* mo hayop ka! INUTIL!

A girl, newcomer in Hell, complained to Satan: Andaming cute guys dito, kaya lang ang liliit ng bird!
Satan: gaga, kung malalaki yan e di para ka ring nasa heaven!!!!!

Titser: Alin and mas madalas gamitin, period o comma?
Student: Ma'am, kama po. Ang period kasi buwanan lang eh ang kama pwede gamitin kahit may period.

Pedro: Saan ka galing?
Juan: Sa sementeryo, libing ng biyenan ko.
Pedro: Bakit andami mong kalmot sa mukha at braso?
Juan: Mahirap ilibing, lumalaban eh.

Wife: walanghiya ka talaga!
Husband: bakit naman dear?
Wife: may 17 years old ka palang GF?!
Husband: luma na balita mo.
Wife: bakit wala na kayo?
Husband: hinde, 27 na sya ngayon.

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re: Beck NEWSFLASH!!!

Hero TV

 

[Paper]

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@KTS-

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HOLY FUCKING SHIT! FUCK NO! FUUUUUCCKKKK NOOOO!!!!

no way! this is not good! i have nothing against jet pangan but hell no! this is NOT good!

 

[bakashijinsan]

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Lol at the jokes!

especially the old man who crapped in his pants

re: Beck

It just means that Beck is gaining more popularity now that it even reached us here. but I have to go with l4pb with the

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OMG! HoOLY S&%$! NO F#@%$ING WAY!

reaction. but not just jet (i most certainly respect him as a musician), but the whole cast. What is a dubbing if you can't capture the emotions that are to be portrayed by the characters? I mean, they are professional musicians, not professional dubbers! I'm imagining crappy dubbing here.

 

[TechnoMagus]

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re: jett
well, he already did voltes v evo so maybe why not something in his forte?

re: naruto
OMFG!!!!!!! this latest yaoi/yuri fanservice is sssssuuuumting!

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makes the last one from OP a religious fanart in comparison!

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with this, mukhang sinapian ng dyosa si kishi a.....

 

[Paper]

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ano?
voltes-v evo????? eno un?

@crappy dubbing: yes, i expect crappy dubbing....i'm thinking crappyness the level of the digimon dub.....oh god tha was aweful...

@beck dub- it might go a little something like this

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putang ina! bat niya ginamit para sa cover si 'lucille'

or

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bobo! bobo! bobo! squak! bobo! bobo!

 

[bakashijinsan]

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ano?
voltes-v evo????? eno un?

@crappy dubbing: yes, i expect crappy dubbing....i'm thinking crappyness the level of the digimon dub.....oh god tha was aweful...

@beck dub- it might go a little something like this

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putang ina! bat niya ginamit para sa cover si 'lucille'

or

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bobo! bobo! bobo! squak! bobo! bobo!

natawa ako sa mga sample mo l4pb
but you can't get away with teh fact that it will be translated to our language. I'm not seeing it as crappy because it'll be translated to Tagalog, but I predict a crappy dubbing due to the talents. They can sing, but...can they dub? There's the question mark.

Mga artista nga, yung iba ang pangit mag dub e, sila pa kaya na wala pa atang experience in dubbing. Plano na naman ito ng ABS-CBN to buy the popularity of the anime instead of earning it well.

Though, I'm really interested on how the rocksteady guy would dub Chiba? he better do a good job or else....

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and another thing, i'm quite interested on how will they translate the Beck songs into tagalog without killing the actual song. hmmmm............

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maybe they ought to change the opening song too! Instead of hitting in America, it should be "I was made to hit in PHILIPPINES"

Ok I'll stop. I'm getting goosebumps from what I just posted.

 

[baboysai]

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T_T no to dubbing pa rin ako, no matter how good a job they actually do. Like, say sa Princess mononoke, ok naman ang dub, pero ayoko pa rin. Loathing with a passion. (redundant ba?) Except maybe Please save my earth. Yun lang magandang dubbing na okay lang sa akin.

l4pb, baka ganito din isa sa lines ng dubbed ver:

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nakita ko ang asong gaya ni beck sa New York. (Cubao?)

@KTS, wai! wag nyo muna pag usapan ang naruto T_T

Ack, I was reminded di ko pa naddl ever ang vagabond. Finals weeks na kasi.

 

[Ayah]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

Tagalog dub Beck? Malamang ay hindi ko ito mapapanood dahil wala kaming Hero TV Haay... dapat matulog na ako kasi may job interview pa ako sa Accenture bukas ng umaga. Dumaan lang ako for the Naruto RAW. Mukhang bukas ko pa kukunin ang iba.

 

[Paper]

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@BBS- 100% biased ako agains dubbed! i don't care what language it is, it's still crap!

@baboysai- lol....di cubao...baka makati roflmao!

 

[yoniekai]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

Tagalog dub Beck? Malamang ay hindi ko ito mapapanood dahil wala kaming Hero TV Haay... dapat matulog na ako kasi may job interview pa ako sa Accenture bukas ng umaga. Dumaan lang ako for the Naruto RAW. Mukhang bukas ko pa kukunin ang iba.

wow ate, anong posisyon ba ang balak mo dito? halos lahat nagsasabi na talagang uubusin nila ang lakas mo sa accenture. good pay and reputation but workload daw is hell

@beck dubbed:
er... it's kinda weird on some. like si sam conception (kill that guy) laging nagpapacute eh baka magreflect sa boses in koyuki... aaaah not good.

 

[Paper]

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@ beck dubbed- i'd kill all of them except for jet pangan....

 

[yoniekai]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

i love sandwich. okay let's leave him... and stephanie too, just in case .

@naruto going wtf:

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crap, yaoi and ******. oh man this sucks. i think im not the only one feeling bored out of naruto anymore. it all started with the new artwork of kishimoto. i miss his old artwork! i hate this new one. the whole atmosphere is kind of slow, and less action oriented anymore (cmon, too many standard angles)... sigh... like what madoka ang kawakubo of beck would say, "the raw power that comes out in the beginning".... yep... for naruto it's gone.... it's not even cool anymore...

 

[baboysai]

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ack what's this about naruto??? I want to see 347 now... (kaso I don't like raw. -_-)

 

[TechnoMagus]

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re: beck dub
haaay d na sila natuto sa initial d experience ng animax, tsk, tsk....

yeah, get a super cool racer to dub takumi in taglish who doesn't even speak tagalog!

i mean if this trend goes on, dubbing studios should redub yakitate japan with real-life bakers, cooking master boy with chinese cooks, mister ajikko with japanese cooks, gto/gokusen with hs students and teachers, you're under arrest with real-life paraks, prince of tennis with tennis players, ichi the killer with real-life syndicates/gangs, full metal panic with soldiers, slam dunk with basketball players from UAAP/NCAA o di kaya PBA, at eto pinakamalupit sa lahat!... hajime no ippo with manny pacquiao!

ano pa? wala na kong maisip e....

edit: one piece using muslim pirated media vendors! (no offense intended for muslims in general)

i sure do hope that these musician dubbers should have gone some training. i mean we still haven't seen the strarstruck dubbed bleach for crying out loud! ewan ko na kung ano nangyari dun, d pa ata tapos mtrcb sa pagputol e.... hehehe....

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@naruto going wtf:

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crap, yaoi and ******. oh man this sucks. i think im not the only one feeling bored out of naruto anymore. it all started with the new artwork of kishimoto. i miss his old artwork! i hate this new one. the whole atmosphere is kind of slow, and less action oriented anymore (cmon, too many standard angles)... sigh... like what madoka ang kawakubo of beck would say, "the raw power that comes out in the beginning".... yep... for naruto it's gone.... it's not even cool anymore...

correction....

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yaoi and yuri! and correct me if i'm wrong, you want more yaoi/yuri fast-paced action?

 

[baboysai]

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0.0 di ko na mapigilan. owkei fine, I'll check 347 out. -_-

I'm feeling kinda sick. Just bottoms-upped a bottle.

@KTT, lol manny pacquiao as ippo! and what starstruck bleach?!

 

[TechnoMagus]

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0.0 di ko na mapigilan. owkei fine, I'll check 347 out. -_-

I'm feeling kinda sick. Just bottoms-upped a bottle.

@KTT, lol manny pacquiao as ippo! and what starstruck bleach?!

dalian mo pag-check, you like yaoi d ba? don't forget to wipe the nosebleed.... this ones got the most flesh displayed in a chapter, for both guys and girls! bordering on seinen na ata....

re: starstruck bleach
ung bleach to be dubbed in tagalog sa siyete with starstruck pipol dubbing the lead roles!

 

[baboysai]

Re: The Pinoy Hang Out Thread v. 3

OMG @starstruck... that can't be! what's siyete doing???

@KTT... no I don't like yaoi. *shakes head* --> nalalasing tuloy ako lalo ahahaha.

 

[yoniekai]

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@KTS: omg im sorry oh great

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porn master l'hentaiz

for generalizing

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yuri for ******

i promise i shall never make such embarassment in front of thy

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pervy

ever again

btw, what do you think to what i said about naruto KTS? not that im biased to one piece, actually i read/watched naruto first

hahaha. pacquiao for ippo. that would be hilarious

 

[baboysai]

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0.0 just saw the raws (wouldn't say "read")

ano yun? aaa but I can't say too much about it coz I can't understand a thing anyway.