Fun Thread Shoot, Shag or Marry?

[Imperium]

Shot salad - A scratch only in a non fatal place )':
Shag riki - If i marry you arro would kill me, i shot you everyone would kill me, this can be kept a secret, so less likely anyone would harm me
Marry Ice -

Next 3
good_boy
scav
Rofl

 

[Organizized]

Shoot Justin Bieber. Not that I'm a huge Bieber-hater, but he's still the most shootable.
Shag Miley Cyrus because... she's better looking than Lady Gaga, I guess..?
Marry Lady Gaga because she's leftover.

Edit: Had the tab up for too long..

Shoot good_boy because he's the one I've seen the least..
Shag scav. I dunno why.
Marry Rofl, even though our taste in music differs. We'll work it out.

Neo
Trinity
Morpheus

 

[Imperium]

So...very...late...

 

[Organizized]

So...very...late...

NO U.

 

[Imperium]

Shoot neo - Dont like him
Shag trinity -
Marry morpheus - So we can have a kid that goes into porn...

Next 3
Hitler
Stalin
Lenin

 

[Roflkopt3r]

Shoot Hitler
Shag Stalin
Marry Lenin
(Hey hey I'm only forced to make my choices :P)

U.S. Version:
Lloyd C. Blankfein, John McCain, Obama

 

[Imperium]

Shot blankfein - Havent heard of him, but after a quick search...SHOT HIM!
Shag - Obama - Youngest afterall =/
Marry McCain - He getting old and might die soon....Goldigger? Me? NEVER!


....$_$


Next 3
Hystzen
Bugzee
BBB-Banana

 

[Roflkopt3r]

Sorry I couldn't live with the idea of shagging or marrying any of these :&

 

[After_Image]

Shoot: Hyst - It's Hyst, need I say more?
Shag: BBB - Pedo...

Marry: Bugzee - He's the one with the job, right?

Next:
Ichigo
Byakuya
Urahara

 

[Organizized]

Shoot Ichigo. Just do it.
Shag Byakuya, he looks the most like a girl.
Marry Urahara because he's pretty cool.

Santa Claus
Easter Bunny
Tooth Fairy

 

[ℳαkαἶ ♛ ℇ♏℘ἶɾℯ]

Shoot Tooth-fairy - She's way to creepy for my taste so die b... /She is the least lost of those 3 anyway.

Shag the Easter-rabbit - „Babe your so fluffy...“ I try to cure any staying mentally disordered harm, with daily present because i will

Marry Santa claus - What a great catch! Free presents and a full set of christmas-elf staff. I will also have access to the LIST, which grants me the power to manipulate and rule the world in a much more deceiving way then Light Yagami ever could.


Next ones:

Joker
Riddler
Scarecrow

 

[Bugzee]

Shoot Scarecrow
Shag Riddler
Marry Joker~

Next batch:
- Timmy Turner
- Consequence (rapper)
- Bugs Bunny

 

[BBB Banana]

Shoot: Consequence
Shag: Bugs Bunny
Marry: Timmy Turner

Next

Einstein
Obama
Tony Blair

 

[Roflkopt3r]

Shoot: Blair
Shag: Obama
Marry: Einstein

Up next, for a hard choice:
Gerhard Schröder, Silvio Berlusconi, Nicolas Sarkozy

 

[After_Image]

Shoot: Berlusconi
Shag: Sarkozy
Marry: Schröder

(Un-thank for making me look up these people on wiki! )

Next:
Pee-wee Herman
Pauly Shore
Andy Dick

 

[scav]

Shoot Andy Dick idk him but i dont like Dick
Shag Pee-wee idk him
marry Pauly Shore dont ask me why

next:
roflkopt3r
Ai
kakashi919

 

[Asusp3v4x]

I have to shag O_O one of them hahahaha holy shit

Shoot down Roflkopter

Shag ... kakashi ... maybe

marry AI ... u_u


SAMUEL L. JACKSON

RICHARD SIMMONS

GHANDI

* I will hate you if you shoot ghandi *

 

[Organizized]

Shoot Richard Simmons, obviously.
Shag Samuel L. Jackson. Obviously.
Marry Ghandi. Not so obviously, but because he was the one left.

James Gandolfini
Marlon Brando
Robert DeNiro

 

[Asusp3v4x]

Shoot Marlon Brandon ... because he is dead ... so ... i wont marry nor shag dead people

Shag Gandolfini

Marry DeNiro O_O .... at least I am prettier than his wife


Bed
Bathtub
Door


*yeah ... weird =___= *

 

[Organizized]

Shag bed. The softest...
Shoot door. Why not?
Marry bathtub. I heart bathtubs.

James Bond
Jason Bourne
Jack Bauer