Fun Thread Shoot, Shag or Marry?

[xi0]

Shoot Pizza Hut
Shag Toppers (Never tried it, but it can't be worse than Pizza Hut)
Marry Chipotle (Qdoba is better, but Mexican ftw)

Lace
Silk
Leather

 

[Lawl Po Bia]

Marry SIlk
Shot Leather
Shag Lace


One Piece
Elephant
Bunny

 

[kkck]

In my experience toppers is indeed better than pizza hut (haven't had pizza hut in a while though). Still wouldn't pick it over dominos or papa jones though.

Shoot elephant (because marrying it or shagging it would prove to have complicated logistics)
marry bunny (because it would be simpler than marrying a concept)
shag OP because....

Math
hitler
vendetta

 

[Zatono]

Shoot Hitler
Shag Math
Marry Vendetta

Chocolate chip cookies
Chewy chocolate chip cookies
Oatmeal Raisin cookies

 

[kkck]

COOKIES

Marry chewy chocolate chip cookies
shag chocolate chip cookies
shot raisin cookies

India
Bosnia
Uruguay

 

[Tatasugoi]

Shoot Uruguay
Shag Bosnia
Marry India

White chocolate
Milk chocolate
Dark chocolate

 

[Zatono]

Shoot Dark chocolate
Shag Milk Chocolate
Marry White Chocolate

Apples
Oranges
Bananas

 

[Tatasugoi]

Shoot apples
Shag oranges
Marry Bananas

Blue
Green
Purple

 

[Zatono]

Shoot Green (wait, what?)
Shag Purple
Marry Blue

Red
Orange
Yellow

 

[Tatasugoi]

Lol!

Shoot orange
Shag yellow
Marry red

Dancing
Singing
Playing

 

[Charlie]

Shag Dance
Shoot playing
Marry Singing


Ross
Channy
Joey

 

[Farfalla]

Shoot Ross
Shag Joey
Marry Ross

Twilight
Vampire Diaries
True Blood

 

[Charlie]

Marry True
Shot Vampires
Shag Twilight

Being Lazy
Working hard
Not giving a damn about either.

 

[kkck]

How can farfala conceive such horrible and disturbing ideas?

Marry working hard
shag being lazy
shoot not caring about either

batman begins
the dark knight
the dark knight rises

 

[Tatasugoi]

Shoot Batman Begins
Shag The Dark Knight Rises
Marry The Dark Knight (and Heath Ledger )

Jazz
Blues
Soul

 

[Lawl Po Bia]

Shoot Jazz
Shag BLues
Marry Soul

Code:Breaker
The breaker
THe breaker waves

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

Shoot: Code:Breaker
Shag: The breaker new waves
Marry: The Breaker

one does not simply gives a f**k
and not a single f**k was given that day
I don't give a f**k

 

[Charlie]

Shag - and not a single f**k was given that day
Shoot - one does not simply gives a f**k
Mary - and not a single f**k was given that day

Cigs
Cigar
Diet Pepsi.

 

[kkck]

marry cigars
shag cigs
shoot diet pepsi

taco bell
wendys
five guys

 

[xi0]

SHOOT Wendy's
SHAG Taco Bell
MARRY Five Guys ....and then die two years later from a cottage-cheesed heart

Perspective
Impulse
Feelings