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yeah, I know it's never smart to piss off cops, but who says I'm smart when I'm drunk
. I was just trying to ask him a question, and he starts being a complete douche. In my drunken state it seemed like he was asking to be called an asshole, so that's what I called him (what can I say, I turn into a smart ass when I'm drunk
). Fortunately, some of my more sober friends grabbed me before I got into any serious trouble.
As for hitting on female cops, that option was unfortunately unavailable because there was only one cop and he weighed about 300 pounds (jesus, shouldn't cops be in shape?) and I wasn't drunk enough to flirt with him.
All in all, it was all just a major buzzkill
. I went from being drunk to being sober in about 15 minutes. So frustrating.
. I was just trying to ask him a question, and he starts being a complete douche. In my drunken state it seemed like he was asking to be called an asshole, so that's what I called him (what can I say, I turn into a smart ass when I'm drunk
). Fortunately, some of my more sober friends grabbed me before I got into any serious trouble.As for hitting on female cops, that option was unfortunately unavailable because there was only one cop and he weighed about 300 pounds (jesus, shouldn't cops be in shape?) and I wasn't drunk enough to flirt with him.
All in all, it was all just a major buzzkill
. I went from being drunk to being sober in about 15 minutes. So frustrating.
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