Life The Drinks Drank Drunk Thread

[baboysai]

yonie... >.>

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MAN... I realized I shouldn't go over one bottle of tequila. And that I should keep away from knives and stuff when I'm drunk.

Still, poker and alcohol mix really well.

my friend had hysterics when she got drunk that night at the beach (why I was away for a few days) and I was the one who bathed her and stuff, and I ended up bruised all over.

Funny thing was that I blacked out myself an hour later. LOL when I woke up I wondered why I was wearing different clothes and underwear 0.o I apparently stripped and ran to the beach, I was told.

 

[iThePirate]

stripped?
got any pictures?

why should you keep away from knives and stuff when you're drunk?

man, i wish i was there, i haven't had a night out here yet.
well, i kind of promised myself that i'd stay sober for two months too..
and i'd probably get lost if i wander around here drunk.. yeah

 

[yoniekai]

sober + 2 months = DOES NOT COMPUTE wtf man are you serious???

oh yeah i forgot to post here when it was masskara (kinda like our city's oktoberfest), been drinking nonstop 4 straight days, roads were closed and everybody in the city partied hard. until now i still reek of beer and cigs. bands, booze, girls, ah shit i so love my city.

 

[iThePirate]

fuck yonie where is it you live?

but yeah two months, thought i'd give my organs a chance at life

 

[yoniekai]

same country as bb, it's a small peaceful city an hour long flight from the capital, it's kinda like a province but we do know how to party all the roads were closed and kiosks and numerous band stages built up, for like a mile or two. and the girls know how to dress for the occassion

2 months is too much man, i just cant swallow even the fact

 

[iThePirate]

Philly eh? aint to far from here, or well its a flight but it was longer from sweden

well given that i dont have any of my drinking buddies here and i dont know anyone it oughta be pretty easy to make two months without getting smashed, i mean i still have a beer or a glass of wine to my dinner but i dont chug anything down...

 

[Hermie]

...I've gotten a job in a pub.




...This is terrible news for my liver.




=D

 

[igotthegoods]

...but it's surely good news for the DDD thread.

 

[iThePirate]

grownup partys are booooooooooooooooooring

the positive thing is that they have money which in turn theyve turned into alcohol which im now consuming, so much for two months, well i can still do two months if i slow down but if i find where theyve hiden the beer then its all out hte window.

right now im drinking red wine and jim bean with coke, the latter comes ready mixed in a can, never seen that before..

 

[yoniekai]

fuck grownup parties, i always arrive late so that in just a while, we can just remove them ties, put aside the red wine and go with the vodka

btw pirate if ever you wanna go to islas filipinas, come in october, march and april. party hard months

 

[iThePirate]

march n april eh? what happens then?

well i didnt get shitfaced tonight, glad i didnt.
but i had a few drinks.
not nearly enough if i go by my usual standards though.. ah well

 

[Lelo]

got pretty drunk last night while watching Wanted(great movie by the way, you guys should check it out). I didnt notice how much I was drinking cuz I was paying too much attention to the movie. By the time the movie was done I couldnt even stand up. It was pretty nuts, I havent sat down while drinking for a couple hours in a while. Man does it fuck u up when you stand. But you also get tired as hell. By the time I got home I just knocked out on my bed.

 

[iThePirate]

Wanted really is an underestimated movie isnt it?

ah well, now im goin out to buy some rum, hopefully it wont be too expensive.

and hopefully they have good dark rum..

 

[ksfst]

Guys? Anyone here? I am drunk and i don't have no one online on msn to talk lol! The problem is that here i have to talk in english, and you know, my english already sucks without being drunk LOL
Fuck, i just want to talk some shit lol

 

[iThePirate]

Guys? Anyone here? I am drunk and i don't have no one online on msn to talk lol! The problem is that here i have to talk in english, and you know, my english already sucks without being drunk LOL
Fuck, i just want to talk some shit lol

first time seeing you here, well welcome to the almighty DDD thread.

rule: spellcheck is banned!

and if you need to talk to someone when youre drunk, pick the phone and dial a number at random, thats shits funny as hell.

cheers~

 

[iThePirate]

what the fucked happened to you?

when you say drugs, what drugs?

 

[baboysai]

stripped?
got any pictures?

of that... no. Our supervisor strictly prohibited the cameras when I did that, which I eternally thank her for.

why should you keep away from knives and stuff when you're drunk?

I almost cut my finger trying to slice the lemons for the tequila. scary...

and they said I pointed it to the people I accused of hiding the tequila from me

well, i kind of promised myself that i'd stay sober for two months too..

Spoiler

YEAH RIGHT!

...I've gotten a job in a pub.

oh my...

grownup partys are booooooooooooooooooring

indeed.

and if you need to talk to someone when youre drunk, pick the phone and dial a number at random, thats shits funny as hell.

cheers~

i do that even when I'm sober so... imagine my capabilities when I'm drunk.

girl you've hold hands with doesn't want to hold your hand anymore, and it's your fault and the only thing you can do is swallow the guilt. i withdrew some money today to go on on alcohol and drugs binge. how often does my heart get devastated this much?

when she doesn't hold your hand, it simply means she doesn't want to.

period.

 

[Lelo]

girl you've hold hands with doesn't want to hold your hand anymore, and it's your fault and the only thing you can do is swallow the guilt. i withdrew some money today to go on on alcohol and drugs binge. how often does my heart get devastated this much?

you talking about MaryJane? Im trying soo hard to completely stop but its harder than I thought. I end up drinking a crap load of alcohol when Im not smoking. But I cut down tremendously

 

[iThePirate]

of that... no. Our supervisor strictly prohibited the cameras when I did that, which I eternally thank her for.

prohibited cameras? thats no fun

I almost cut my finger trying to slice the lemons for the tequila. scary...

and they said I pointed it to the people I accused of hiding the tequila from me

almost cut and pointed? you didnt loose a hand and didnt stab anyone right? then you dont have to stay away from knives when youre drunk, i give you my permission

Spoiler

YEAH RIGHT!

scartch sober, not shitfaced, not gon get shitfaced for two months

wait, thats even harder, ill be able to have a few beers but not to continue, thats like fucking a playboy playmate and having to stop halfway..


damn... im fucked arent i?

indeed.

free alcohol though

i do that even when I'm sober so... imagine my capabilities when I'm drunk.

prankcalls are fun, havent done one in a while, guess its time soon..

 

[baboysai]

true... that's like teasing yourself if you're planning not to get drunk, ippy.