Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[GrySun]

Granted but only I get access to it.

I wish I had 2 more pairs of arms. So useful.

 

[shinobi]

Not granted!!!! Sorry Grysun but, no! Just no!!


I wish to erase the weird mental image I got when I read Gry's wish !
I also wish to erase the weird mental image I got when I read Chacha and Sanity's sucker talk in the ban thread !

 

[Charlie]

Gurl your imagination might me worse than @Kiki.

Granted but once seen it cant be unseen coz its on the internet.

I wish I can leave this thread sneakily like a 🥷.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the second you were out, they pull you back in with the power of a thousand black holes.

I wish schools did a better job teaching history, so much amazing and mind blowing stuff out thar they completely ignore.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they only teach you about the great hunter-gatherers.

I wish for more exciting and unpredictable football games.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but they call them soccer moms for a reason.

I wish summer might become known as a "get your own free sauna" era, to look on the bright side~

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you'll be trapped in this sauna for months.


I wish you all would watch Liar game and appreciate Akiyama's plans.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but everyone still hates Nao.

I wish the current shoujo genre would be banned and they would create a better type of shoujo with less lame characters and plots.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but some negative trends aren't likely to disappear anytime soon, unfortunately.

I wish I could prune the rest of my trees to resemble cat playgrounds, only 1 tree is serving in that function atm.

 

[kira]

Granted but everyday a nose resembling shinobi's nose grows on them and every midnight @shinobi comes around to go live on her only nose account


I wish shino would give me free lifetime subscription on her only nose account

 

[GrySun]

Granted but it has no posts/photos, and she immediately ditches it and creates a new only nose account which excludes you.

I wish Santa was real but also gave gifts to good adults.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but good boy santa program is eventually revealed to be a pyramid scam cult.

I wish Elon would hurry up and pitch his plan for future space x growth, should be good content.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the plan is never put in motion.

I wish we could go back in time to observe cultures that lived before us.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but sodomy in past eras may have been illegalized due to social trends involving King Louis taking only 3 baths in his entire life.

I wish I understood the recent obsession with onlyfans -- those who are photogenic and love attention have better and easier methods of monetization.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but in order to understand you have to make an onlyfans account yourself and do it.

I wish to not see Elon Musk related wishes

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but... 1st trillionaire. Historic milestones ftl.

I wish I could find a productive use for insect pests, chickens and ducks eat them but they must have alternate value elsewheres.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, you discover they're tasty and you start eating them too ~

We had Kingdom MG and Kingdom sheep, I wish for a kingdom top 10 round next !

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you host it.

I wish I could taste Shino's nose with roasted potatoes.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the economy isn't so bad as to go full hannibal lectar yet?

I wish man lived in harmony with nature rather than be responsible for more than 90% of species extinctions.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but then we all return to monke

I wish I knew how Shin makes it out of this situation alive

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I also wish Shin wasnt such a dumbo