Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Charlie]

Granted but it ruins the plot and nobody likes it.

Didn't realize this thread has so many peeps with nose fetishes. I wish you all could be normal like me, in the name of the father-son & holy ghost, Amen (yw I just prayed for your souls )

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everyone being normal like you ends up like agent smith cloning himself in the matrix.

I wish more people would freeze dry and burn their poop to calculate how many calories their bodies harvested from what they ate.

 

[shinobi]

Excuse me, wut?

Granted, but even though they implement this shitty process for accurate calculations , people don't improve their diets or metabolism ~

Granted but you host it.

I wish I could taste Shino's nose with roasted potatoes.

I look delicious ~

Granted, but then we all return to monke

I wish I knew how Shin makes it out of this situation alive

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I also wish Shin wasnt such a dumbo

Kyoukai and Mouten should be on their way to rescue their asses, or whatever left of them !

But, since countless deaths in this situation is inevitable, I wish they manage to kill Karyo Ten! Please , Riboku-sama, I believe in you!!! Grant me this wish onegai

 

[GrySun]

Granted but Mou Ten also dies in the same arc. Not from war, but because his dad slapped him 10 times(he died on the 4th slap) for causing this whole awful mess of a situation in the first place!

I wish Zhao didn't have magical hidden routes that 3 separate armies can take at once and become invisible in.

 

[Sanity Check]

Excuse me, wut?

Description: 200 Calories" on a nutrition label doesn't describe the total flammable caloric content.

(He freeze dries and burns his poop for science! and to measure caloric efficiency...)

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they get clapped so easily that is anticlimactic.

I wish they would stop releasing half seasons of anime at once.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but absence makes the heart grow fond.

I wish more understood summertime is earthquake season.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but due to over population people become sheep and only go where television tells them to go & don't care about facts n science.

I wish I would not have more senior moments.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the best treatment for lapses is high intensity cardio which trends towards being unpopular.

I wish summer would fly past quickly, too hot, too uncomfortable. Although undoubtedly the best mulching and composting time of the year.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but extreme weather causes droughts and resource limitations. Grass dun gon dry brother.

I wish I could control the rain / elements.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but comparisons to storm of the xmen become annoying.

I wish everyone could have 2 hectares of land, a bulldozer and an excavator. Let's see what the land becomes.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but just as everyone has land aliens invade and take it all.

I wish I was built like Biscuit Oliva

 

[Juviii]

Granted. You are now bald.

I wish to ban all wishes

 

[Charlie]

Graned but your wish gets un wished and you grow a larger forehead.

I wish to restore Gry sans hair and ban any further hair loss talk!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted. You are now bald.

Contrary to urban legend, Biscuit (from Baki the Grappler) has hair!

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I wish to restore Gry sans hair and ban any further hair loss talk!

Granted but it comes at the expense of everyone being manly & bald like Joe Rogan to deter the convo.

I wish more people read Baki the Grappler its great.

 

[Charlie]

Granted because some anime/manga are classic watches but instead people look for classic watches....

I wish manifestation happened instantly and there wasn't a time delay.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but existing manifestation techniques are incomplete and unlikely to be perfected anytime soon.

I wish homes had moats surrounding them for dramatic / comedic effect.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, all this water around human houses now raises the mosquito population by a ton.

I wish I got less angry.

 

[Juviii]

Granted, your sun sign is now libra.

I wish we had a mandatory sleeping day where everyone did nothing but sleeping.

 

[white_light]

Granted, but no one is able to rest well on any other day.

I wish people in general would dress fancier. Think victorian clothes.