Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[uberfayt]

Granted, but you'll be mysteriously put to sleep in every case

I wish I had a laser rifle

 

[kira]

Granted but it doesn't stop you from getting ninja'd


I wish I had a pet turtle

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but just like I did you would lose it when taking it for a walk

I wish I was as sleek as @uberfayt the rat

 

[Elusia]

Granted, but now no one notices you

I wish to earn 10 dollars per hour just by doing nothing \o/

 

[kira]

Granted but you can only use it to buy candy crush items


I wish I didn't receive so many sweets

Granted, but just like I did you would lose it when taking it for a walk

I wish I was as sleek as @uberfayt the rat

what

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but you'll never receive them again

I wish I could breath fire

 

[kira]

Granted but you couldn't control it and end up burning your house


I wish I could go skydiving

 

[Elusia]

....candy crush.... it's been a while since I heard that name

Granted, but you forgot your parachute. Oh no....

I wish to not be a pointless character in a fantasy world

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but the fantasy world itself is pointless

I wish I could learn hacking

 

[revo]

Granted but you get arrested

I wish to have my current age but in the '90s

 

[uberfayt]

Granted but the 90's are overrated (no they're not , those were the best years of my life xp)

I wish I could go back to the 90's

 

[kira]

Granted but your body reverted back to an infant


I wish I was on the beach watching sunset

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but a very annoying fly keeps disturbing you : "Hey listen ! Hey listen ! ..."

I wish I was a kid again

Granted but your body reverted back to an infant

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you're bullied by other kids!!

I wish for HxH to continue without hiatuses!!

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but for each additional chapter your nose gets 1 inch longer

I wish I could grant your wishes with no retributions

 

[kira]

Granted.. you shoulder each and everyone of them


I wish I could sleep now

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted, but you'll miss all the fun here.

I wish @shinobi wouldn't be such tsundere.

what

MMhhh, hunts me to this day... how and why... but mostly HOW

 

[kira]

Granted but she becomes Yandere instead


I wish I could go back in time to see how evil lost his pet turtle

 

[Evil3ye]

Granted - you'd see the young evil brat being told to watch the turtle while it eats grass in the garden, but he'd be bored to hell and go slide up and down the stairs, and while returning there'd be no more trace of "Cosimo". Now cry.

I wish kids would be more responsible with their pets.

 

[kira]

Granted but it doesn't bring Cosimo back


I wish Cosimo would come back