Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Charlie]

Granted. You shall now build the nose statue with it.

I wish @shinobi was here.

Granted but she is too busy afk-ing.
Shame you're the only one who support this great nose project As in life all good nose things shall come to an end, in the end.

I wish people figured out how to block the sun on demand.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it starts raining everyday.

I wish @Kiki would come and play with us.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but he's even worse at it than Charlie!

I wish that handy and cheap Bolt app from Portugal existed that cheap everywhere

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but living expenses being a factor of wages could cause salaries to decline.

I wish macadamia nuts had more meat in them.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, they now also include deez nuts

I wish back pain had easy quick fixes

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it'd need something known as a foam back roller for treatment.

Wishing on a star, gonna go near and far, all that's mine is gonna be mine, eventually.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the "eventually" is long after you are dead.

I wish pigs could live free long lives instead of becoming bacon.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you will commit a sin against the bacon kami sama. And thus no one will ever eat bacon again.

I wish juvii could understand the love of bacon.

 

[Juviii]

Granted cause I like bacon but you will be forced to raise a baby pig and cannot look at bacon the same ever after.

I wish people knew my name has 3 i's.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the peeps will never spell it right to mess with you.

I wish people would read better .

 

[Kiki]

Granted but it starts raining everyday.

I wish @Kiki would come and play with us.

play what juvs?

granted but now people can even read minds! which is scary!

I wish to sleep

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but a loud noise will wake you up as you have the bestest of dreams.

I wish Kiki had three i's like Juviii. Kikiii

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but remember there is no i in team.

I wish more people found good ideas useful rather than worthless.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but good and bad is subjective so those good ideas end up leading the world to the apocalypse.

Granted, but a loud noise will wake you up as you have the bestest of dreams.

I wish Kiki had three i's like Juviii. Kikiii

I wish @Kiki would make this happen! Join the i cult!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but you've pigeon holed yourself into becoming yet another 3 letter organization: FBI, NSA, CIA, juv III.

I wish to unlock secrets of the looney verse.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but in order to open that pandoras box, you are forced to experience the 'loon' your-self forevermore.

I wish I could talk / hear / communicate to animals like humans can.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but all they ever tell you is to fuk off.

I wish the human body was not so frail.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but without having weaknesses the universe doesn't balance thus your frailty will continue .

I wish juviii with three eyes was juvii with two eyes..... instead.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but...

I wish breakfast cereals provided nutritional value aside from the milk poured on them.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but without having weaknesses the universe doesn't balance thus your frailty will continue .

I wish juviii with three eyes was juvii with two eyes..... instead.

The third eye is the evil eye wisdom eye.

Granted but you can only eat Kelloggs all bran.

I wish to understand all the string connections in the cosmos.