Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Elusia]

Granted, but people will call you uber the explorer

I wish to be a host on a sheep game

 

[kira]

Granted.. but MH dies before anyone could pm

I wish I could drink all the coffee I want without it being bad for my health

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you would die in your first try, eaten by a crocodile.

I wish I wouldn't have 22 notifs of people mentioning me in "write a story one word at a time".

 

[uberfayt]

Granted but you have to join writing the story and untag yourself


I wish abstract mathematics was useful to society

 

[Elusia]

Granted. Everyone hates math more than ever.

I wish it's cold rn

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but you suddenly find yourself in the middle of Greenland

I wish I had an apple pie rn

 

[Kiki]

I wish I could drink all the coffee I want without it being bad for my health

noob inb4 it affects my health too

granted, but you faint after eating that apple pie, because you are in Snow White's universe now

I wish I could tickle uber til he faints

 

[revo]

Granted but he dies after fainting

I wish I could watch "@Kiki Delivery Service" right now

 

[Elusia]

Granted, but what you actually got is a ripoff.

I wish sembreak starts right now

 

[Kiki]

granted but it's only one day

I wish I could say ganbatte to Elu-chan in person

 

[kira]

Granted but it has the opposite effect and she's plagued by bad luck


I wish I could travel in space

 

[Elusia]

Granted but it has the opposite effect and she's plagued by bad luck

Kiki, why?

Granted, but you can never go back to Earth.

I wish I have a better phone

 

[uberfayt]

Granted, but you dropped it somewhere in the park


I wish planet Jupiter was made of delicious icecream and candy

 

[revo]

Granted but it melts and ruins space.

I wish I married an alien

 

[Elusia]

Granted. The alien who you married is the one dancing from Dame Tu Cosita.

I wish for more wishes \o/

 

[kira]

Granted but the genie turns you into a frog for being a smart ass.


I wish I have unlimited Mango Bravo cake

 

[Kiki]

granted but they are covered with mold

I wish I could do this to @xi0

 

[kira]

Granted but you get


I wish headache never existed

 

[Juviii]

Granted but now you have a toothache and you don't even have teeth.

I wish it was Friday already.

 

[Kiki]

It's Friday already here

Granted but it's Friday the 13th

I wish they did remake for Sailor Moon with more new sailors