Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Kiki]

granted but your phone is Nokia 3210

I wish for pizza for tonight

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it only has pineapple.

I wish for vacations.

 

[kira]

Granted but you are quarantined for a year in an airport capsule without internet.


I wish to stop having dreams

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you are quarantined for a year in an airport capsule without internet.


I wish to stop having dreams

As in nightmares or life dreams?
Granted, you will only have nightmares.

I wish I could sleep better.

 

[Hana Maria]

Hmm granted but you will never wake up again.

I wish i go to heaven

 

[Juviii]

Hmm granted but you will never wake up again.

I wish i go to heaven

Not a bad deal

Granted but for you it will be hell.

I wish to dominate hell

 

[Hana Maria]

Not a bad deal

Granted but for you it will be hell.

I wish to dominate hell

Wait...isn't hell like the opposite of heaven...
Anyways, granted but you also get to suffer in it as much as satan

I wish to be an excellent artist

 

[Kiki]

granted but you are a hen-tai artist

I wish Juviii would announce her marriage with Gryffindor soon

 

[Static]

Granted but then the next night it turns out it was @Kiki disguised as Gryffindor

I wish I would be happier

 

[Kiki]

granted but others are sadder. you so mean

I wish to try.. a love life..?

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you get a fat boyfriend that hates on anime.

I wish @Asako would come play.

 

[Asako]

Granted but she forget about it after a few days


I wish time slows down

 

[Static]

Granted, but it slows down so much that even moving one step will take thousands of years.

I wish @Elusia comes play.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but she will wish you were banned.

I wish to control time.

 

[Gajeel]

Granted, but in order to activate your time-controlling ability, you need to get your socks soaked in water and wear them through the distortion.

I wish I could forget Death Note so I can once again read it and re-experience it for the first time.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but L won't be there anymore and the story will be with Near only.

I wish the weather wasn't bipolar.

 

[Kiki]

granted but it becomes psycho

I wish Juviii didnt hate me

 

[Juviii]

Granted cause I don't.

I wish Kiki wouldn't think I hate him.

 

[Static]

Granted but now he hates you.

I wish everyone on MH loved each other

 

[Juviii]

Granted but then it becomes OrgyHelpers.

I wish I was a neko.