Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Static]

Granted but you are now consistently inconsistent

I wish I get a new PC in the near future

 

[Elusia]

Granted, but it's only usable for work or school. No games

I wish I have a new set of clothes

 

[Kiki]

granted but it's super pervert ( >w <")

I wish I was taller

 

[Static]

Granted but now you're so tall that you wouldn't fit in any corridor.

 

[Kiki]

no wish detected

I wish my license plate is done soon

 

[Static]

Granted but it gets stolen.

I wish Kiki donated me some of his money and made me a part of the Wayne Enterprise.

 

[liductan]

Granted but then you waste it on gambling and hookers and end up broke.

I wish for new shoes

 

[Static]

Granted but you end up stepping on fecal waste and excreta.

I wish that this wish game did not have any buts.

 

[Elusia]

Granted. Although the second word will be the replacement.

I wish there is a song I can't get bored of.

 

[Kiki]

granted but you then get addicted to it that playing it at a hospital, library, or school is a must for you!

I wish to hug, cuddle, and snuggle

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then Elusia kicked you in the balls because you didn't ask for permission Mr Kiki .

I wish 4 2 tril in diamonds or gold.

 

[Elusia]

Granted, but you'll lose it immediately to a scammer. What a jerk!

I wish there's a website for retro games.

 

[Aurelius]

Granted, it's on the Deep Web.

I wish for an extension to my break.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the break is forever and you can't work anymore.

I wish for a good tailor to fix stuff.

 

[kira]

Granted! now all your stuff are fixed to the wall!


I wish for unlimited cappuccino

 

[Juviii]

Granted but your it's all you can drink forever.

I wish for changes

 

[kira]

death by cappuccino :2bgasm

Granted... all your paper bills are changed into coins


I wish for golden retriever puppies

 

[Aurelius]

Granted, golden retrievers are cool so no downside.

I wish I had better luck yesterday

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you would have even worse luck today.

I wish the cats would rule the world.

 

[kira]

Granted! you become a slave of your puss


I wish for pizza on top of pineapple