Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but then you realize you are in a men only dormitory and they aren't peaches...

I wish for people to read my astro posts.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but no one agrees!

Granted but you are the only one who voted all your choices.

It means my choices are that special hmph

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ah, the wish!!

I wish Erin didn't say no to Ninja Turtles and Care Bears

 

[Copy Panda]

granted but she steals your nose

i wish owner would torture me less

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but now you'll have to cook all my meals instead

I wish my lovely bear pet appreciates my efforts to make him prettier when I shave his whole body ~~

 

[GrySun]

Granted but animal rights activists learn of it and start hounding you day and night.

I wish money grew on trees

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then it turns into monopoly money.

I wish I knew karate or Kungfu so I can karate or kungfu life.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted but the money that grows on it is monopoly money

I wish everyone would be more accepting of drinking tea the proper way

 

[Charlie]

Granted but 'the proper way' depends on your country or culture. So you get forced to see people doing it the wrong way.

I wish I could figure out a stylish way to do my hair.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but no one else thinks it's stylish.

I wish I would win the lottery.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but Shins runs away with it.
I wish for some new hats.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you lose your head when you use it.

I wish for world peace (Miss Universe vibes I know).

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but it only happens once the world is decimated by nuclear war and few people are left.

I wish the next person's wish directly benefitted me.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the wish after that will annul every benefit.

I wish the luck of the people playing evil wish and ban game increases 10 times.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but 10 times 0 is still 0..

I wish luck stopped existing as a concept. Replaced with deterministic randomness.

For example something that usually has a 20% chance will definitely happen on the fifth attempt.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but then God shows up in person destroying your world view removing determistic variables out of equation.

I wish gry was right.

 

[GrySun]

I don't even need to grant that, it's already correct. Unfortunately this causes the self realization that you are often wrong.

I wish I could eat any food without gaining weight.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but then I steal this ability from you by bandit's book

I wish I had Bill's Erigeron ability to grow plants faster

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it back fires and grows your nose instead?

I wish I could stop making nose jokes. I blame covid and @kira.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but now you can only make jokes and make people uncomfortable.

I wish I could see different futures based on different actions.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but you are stuck in your own timeline and can't change it, so you're effectively just daydreaming what-if scenarios.

I wish there was a barrier that can fully prevent insects from entering your home.