Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but instead of insects snakes start entering your house.

I wish we would stop aging at will.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but you only stop aging once you hit your 80s

I wish you didn't die such a silly death in mafia

 

[Charlie]

80s? Mafia? Bro...granted because you're cray cray and you become a mafia person irl when you reach 80!

I wish to ban all posts forever and ever and rule over everyone and over-reach my former mod powers and abuse my authority indefinitely .

 

[Juviii]

I said at will so I choose!
Granted I would like that too.

I wish for shino's birth chart.

Damn, you ninja'ed me, I will grant that but then you are forever banned by aliens who take over after.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but Shins gives you mines instead.
*im really avoiding to say she gives you her nose chart.*
I wish people would be more community oriented than self.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but this only applies to the worst communities.

I wish Charlie would stop thinking and talking so much about shino's nose.

I said at will so I choose!

Fine. Granted, but you must consciously think of it to upkeep it. If you sleep or get distracted you start rapidly aging.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it can only be postponed for an hour due to excessive growth it must be studied.

I wish there was an inbuilt voice option on this thread.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but you're the only one to ever use it.

I wish Charlie became green again.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but he perma-ban you from the forum.

I wish to write my own manga !

 

[Charlie]

Granted and it will turn out fantastic.
I wish to read your manga.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you will be traumatised.

I wish no one would work more than 5h but without a salary reduction.

 

[Charlie]

Oh what a fantastic idea!
Granted but you get a salary bonus!

I wish I could sleep more.

 

[GrySun]

You're supposed to monkey paw the wishes not add bonuses!

Granted, you sleep 5 seconds longer than before.

I wish people played the game properly.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but I dont know this kangaroo makrel maybe she will fail badly as this sentence makes sense.

I wish to dream big and dream about nothing at the same time.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you dream the world has ended and there is nothing left.

I wish sugar wasn't bad for health.

 

[Charlie]

Granted there are natural source sugars that are not bad for health per se but you will never find out about them. Then you will be forced to join the me 2 movement.

I wish solutions were simple.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you'll never like the simplest solution.

I wish I understood at least half of what Charlie says

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it only last until the end of this sentence & then you get confused again.

I wish no one understood me until the end of time.

 

[GrySun]

Granted but time ends tomorrow.

I wish for permanent Charlie understanding not just one sentence at a time

 

[Charlie]

Denied that is a sin you can not bear,, even if you were a black or brown bear.

I wish to go sleep posting and procrastinating this early in the morning is draining.