Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Sanity Check]

Granted but health revival potions are expensive, only millionaires and billionaires can afford them.

I wish car races were replaced with robots with legs races so we can get gundams faster.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but Elons new robo empire will overtake the world causing massive changes to current world infrastructure.

I wish Gundams were a thing. (would lav to pilot one)

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you have to fight in battles.

I wish to become the most stealthy ninja in the world.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but they will never see your face at all, even when you are not ninjaing.

I wish we could thermally regulate our environments at will, like even getting heat from a 32 degree object by dropping their temperature.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but there will be no winter or summer anymore.

I wish for some inspiration.

 

[Aurelius]

Granted, but unable to implement it.

I wish others rose to the occasion

 

[Juviii]

Granted, Sam will finger your crack.

I wish for instant headache relief.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it can only happen through exercise & most do not approve of exercise.

I wish there were more job titles like "head receiver" to make people think these positions were more prestigious than they actually are.

 

[Copy Panda]

Granted, Sam will finger your crack.

I wish for instant headache relief.

sam will what now?? @SirSamuel016

 

[SirSamuel016]

sam will what now?? @SirSamuel016

Why is Juvs having fantasies about me doing that???

 

[Copy Panda]

freaky fish

 

[arrowofsky]

Why is Juvs having fantasies about me doing that???

Youuuuu knoooooowww whyyyyyyyyyyy

Granted but it can only happen through exercise & most do not approve of exercise.

I wish there were more job titles like "head receiver" to make people think these positions were more prestigious than they actually are.

Granted but that is already what happens when you work at factories with half of legally minimum wage 6 days a week, 10 hours per day. (e.g. Head Liquid Manufacturing Engineer: tending the band systems that carrying necessary chemicals to the respective chambers, packaging, cleaning around, all under 1000 dB noise)

I wish we could easily ride planes like on their wings etc. safely and in a fun way.

 

[SirSamuel016]

freaky fish

fr she's a freak seven days a week

Youuuuu knoooooowww whyyyyyyyyyyy

I'm innocent

 

[kira]

granted but the time you spent on reading is spent on having your crack fingered again

i wish i didn't say what i said and read what i read

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but that which has been seen cannot be unseen only forgotten eventually.

I wish the work I did could be worth something someday~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but it's used to destroy the world.

I wish vitamin D was easier to absorb besides sunlight.

 

[Copy Panda]

you can take vitamins

 

[Juviii]

you can take vitamins

Vitamins don't work. There is a reason most of the world lack vitamin D.

I wish Panda would change avatars cause that thing is intimidating.

 

[arrowofsky]

you can take vitamins

That D vitamin is either lacking or you ingest too much and cause problems, because it is more or less a cholesterol derivative in the end...

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Granted but it is another intimidating non-panda pfp.

I wish we could tolerate hot and cold far better.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it would come at the expense of thicker layers of skin layer fat / fur coupled with more veins in the hands / feet for improved temperature regulation.

I wish people would work harder to get their facts straight before committing to things they will be unhappy with.