Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[shinobi]

Granted, now you have monkeys guarding your place, they grab everything at home and throw them at visitors. Maybe they can use baseball bats too?

I wish there were more anime/manga like Kingdom. This MG kinda put me in the mood for that kind of stuff ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but then Juviii bans them all cause while the backgrounds and general art is good, the characters are ugly.

I wish ugly characters were banned from anime.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but you're only left with those super bisho types that often get mistaken for women & then fights start everywhere as the lines between beauty divide the genders cusing utter chaos.
*did I go too dark ka na...?*

I wish there was a way to trick God.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but man being made in God's image, could mean that fooling God only results in one fooling themselves.

I wish shrinkflation (hamburgers & pizzas becoming smaller, the amount of chips in bags decreasing) would reverse for a decade or two.

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I wish ugly characters were banned from anime.

(Which ones are you referring to? I wonder...)

 

[Charlie]

Nothin ugly about a manly man lol.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but now it's growflation, you can't buy small amounts of anything, can only buy in bulk or not at all.

Want a snickers? Only in the 10kg snickers bag.

I wish Juviii's views on beauty were illegal. Her comments about JoJo and Kingdom characters shows she must be stopped.

 

[shinobi]

Granted with pleasure!!! And we Ban Juviii forever as well!

Granted but then Juviii bans them all cause while the backgrounds and general art is good, the characters are ugly.

BAKA!! Who are you calling ugly??????? Mouten is a beauty! Kanki is hot af, Ri Boku is super cool. And many others!!!!!!! You ignorant baka.
A fair warning tho , the animation is season one kinda sucks, the first few episodes are especially bad, but the other seasons are ok hmph.

I think I want me a Ri Boku avatar now


I wish Grysun gives Juviii the ugliest avatar in MG! give her that punk in Kanki's group, the half-naked guy with missing teeth and a voice as ugly as the rest of him, coz she deserves it! He's the ugliest one I can recall rn ~

 

[Juviii]

Granted but now she rests her case cause that is proof they are ugly. Their faces are literally the same, I can't even tell the girls from the guys and there is no handsome guy with sharp teeth.

I wish my beauty standards were understood.

 

[Teubier]

Granted!
Understood? Yes! Tolerated? Maybe. Accepted? Unlikely.

I wish Juviii would find my incoming 6-pointer hot, berry hot!
Though I fear her reaction will be at best neutral...

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you specifically seeking her approval creeps her out and she starts avoiding you.

I wish Juviii got new glasses, but these ones now actually work and she can clearly see the characters!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but when she says handsome guy with sharp teeth, might we recognize Kisame Hoshigaki is her definition of beauty?

I wish AI would do a better job telling people exactly how to go and unfluk themselves.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but science become so advanced that we finally reach the era where humanity needs to fight AI for survival.

I wish humanity would go back 3000 years into the past. Let's turn back the clock 3000 years!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but 3000 years? Must we wrestle with dinosaurs for food? Don't know if people have the cardio for that.

I wish people would give a fluk more.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it's not the kind of fuks that you intended and more the baby oil kind so run.....

I wish there were a known way to open portals safely.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but you randomly open it to a hungry lion's cage in a zoo !!


I wish for more FF games ~

 

[GrySun]

Granted - you get lots of new Final Fantasy games. Thats what you meant right?

I wish I could make certain studios make a sequel to games that deserve it

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the games that they think deserve it are the ones you hate.

I wish Shino a happy bday.

 

[Charlie]

Granted and happy birthday as well.
There shall be no negative to this because I said so.

I wish shino to have lots of gifts and a wonderful time celebrating!

 

[Sanity Check]

(Happy birthday Shinobi~)

 

[Teubier]

Granted and happy birthday as well.
There shall be no negative to this because I said so.

I wish shino to have lots of gifts and a wonderful time celebrating!

Granted but then Shino gets used to it and asks for more gifts and celebrations every frigging day of the year because she’s worth it. And we can’t afford that.

I wish I knew if it was really @shinobi ’s birthday on the 19th of may or simply her MH joining day. Or maybe shino is an entity born exclusively for MH? But the innuendos! They scream human. I’m lost...