Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Sanity Check]

Granted you need only use this cutting edge technology to beat the heat:

Spoiler

aka the ice pack vest

I wish I knew if golden caimito fruit truly has a negative effect on the human immune system to know whether I can pig out on mine this summer.

 

[shinobi]

Granted , but by the time you figure this out it's already winter, too late.

I wish Grysun didn't wake me up by a strong male hand slapping me awake! My cheek still hurts

 

[GrySun]

Granted but now you stay asleep too long and miss all your morning appointments!

I wish it would rain ice cream.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but Mr Diabetez comes knocking on your door.

I wish long trips weren't so tiring on the body.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, you are tied to a wheelchair and brought everywhere around like that. Not getting tired now!

I wish Mr Diabetez can't find my door

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but if mr diabetez cant find it no one can.

I wish my dragonfruit would produce viable fruit this year.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but instead of dragonfruits they spawn real dragons.

I wish shino gets slapped awake by female hands next.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but it wasn't her face that was slapped.

I wish I could watch all these things act out in real time kind of like pay per view. .
*drinks wine good entertainment *

 

[Juviii]

Granted but you are the slapped one next in front of all MHers.

I wish to put Charlie in a locked room with a wild drunk kiki while we all spectate.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you become addicted to this, yo watch the show everyday.

I wish you all think of ways to wake me up that doesn't involve slapping me ~

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted, you awake to a wonderful breakfast in bed, but it was only a dream.

I wish my aspiring rose hedges would grow a little faster.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but I'll take them for myself.

I wish Shin's unit would enter Kantan the next chapter ~

 

[GrySun]

Granted but then Riboku wipes them all out

I wish Shin did more stuff a general does!

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but we have to kill Karyo Ten for that to happen ( which I personally wouldn't mind). Because in order to invent her bs character they took away Shin's brain.

I wish Shin would wear better clothes!

 

[GrySun]

I dont think that wish is grantable. He will be wearing the same rags and same armor til the day he dies.

I wish I had a large freezer full of ice cream.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but kilowatt per hour costs are a *****.

I wish Elon would design an electric submarine. With a sunroof.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, and In 5 years cinemas proudly screens it's "tragic voyage movie", Title : Titanic 2.

I wish for my fantasies to come true.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted and the space time continuum crashes with 404 messages everywhere.

I wish more would find porn titles on imdb as those actually have good stories.

 

[Juviii]

...

Granted but you become addicted to po*n.

I wish I had a large freezer full of ice cream.

Best wish ever!

I wish instead of those water dispensers on the fridge they would pour us an Italian style gelato, different flavour every day!

 

[GrySun]

I dont wanna ruin this awesome wish too much. Lets just say granted but it clogs easy and is really bothersome to clean.

I wish for a robot that can clean anything and everything