Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but they are so many that they darken the skies.

I wish we could see John Xina bing chilling.

Granted but he is chilling while pooping. Are you sure you want to see that?

I wish we could magically create anything our mind makes up.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but its all fun and games til someone in your city thinks of Godzilla.

I wish we could shrink everyone in the world by a lot, including all our houses and vehicles and maybe everything, so everything stays the same BUT suddenly theres tons more space in the world for more people, houses and everything. Even food crisis is solved with giant fruits and stuff(that we didnt shrink maybe).

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but Rick Moranis appears to deliver a monologue on how giant roaches and insects are no joke.

I wish cats could better fill the home defense role traditionally occupied by dogs.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but they get stronger and eat you.

I wish we had kept our tails.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but what use could be found for a vestigial tail if humans still had them? Prehistoric man might confuse them for sex organs and people have enough confusion without another appendage muddling matters.

I wish more ruling elites had fortresses or lairs the way comic book villains and heroes do.

 

[Juviii]

That is a lovely wish but you get an above average moody cat.

I wish @Never meet ur heroes would finally add an avatar.

 

[Charlie]

Granted but the avatar he puts up is invisible.... 🫥

I wish my remaining braincells cointinue to outperform.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but braincells are only one link in the chain & the chain is only as strong as weakest link.

I wish there were 7 days in the year when internet access was unavailable so ppl would put their phones down and interact with the real world more.

 

[Juviii]

Granted, now you know it's your most hated character.

I wish there were no headaches in the world.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but headaches involve blood flow in the brain and stretchy exercises like yoga that improve circulation can cure those things sometimes.

I wish civilization would revert to wearing top hats or that some strange fashion trend would emerge aside from strange folks wearing gas masks at concerts.

 

[shinobi]

Granted. The world's favorite pizza is now mango-banana-kiwi with coconut pizza. Enjoy your even fruitier pizza ~

I wish they actually make this pizza now.

 

[Juviii]

Granted, you can call it pizza but no one else will.

I wish Shino would make me a pizza.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but you'll grow taller instead and keep growing. you have to grow somewhere ~

I wish Shino would make me a pizza.

Granted, I'll serve you my mango-banana-kiwi with coconut pizza, topped with choco as Never suggested, and just for you I'll add tuna on top as well.

I wish you all would enjoy this pizza as well ~

 

[Juviii]

Lovely. Granted but you have to eat it with me.

I wish someone to tell me what is the breaker thread.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted this Jinie cosplay img was posted to revive the breaker thread.

Spoiler

I wish more state subsidized funding were allocated towards discovering new and more delicious forms of pizza.

 

[GrySun]

Granted, but you dont like any of them.

I wish more people read Kingdom!

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but teeny bopper shippers roll up with their head canon matchmaking and some are... *surprise, surprise* vaguely annoying.

I wish everyone would get out and enjoy summer before school is back in session early august.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, one last summer trip, but they get lost, discover a mysterious island, and are never heard from again.

I wish you all would wear underwear that makes .... weird sounds every time you sit down.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but the weird sounds are shino's voice records saying suspicious things...

I wish everyone a happy 12 of August solar eclipse.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but the weird sounds are shino's voice records saying suspicious things...

What suspicious things I'm saying? Elaborate

Granted. And during the darkness you'll discover that every vampire, werewolf, and shadow creature you called a myth was just waiting for this moment to finally officially introduce themselves.


I wish to find a cool vampire.