Fun Thread The Evil Wish game

[Juviii]

Granted but the food made with those will be disgusting.

I wish for more spy x family chapters.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but I hope it amounts to more than the True Lies archetype popularized by Arnold Schwarzenneger.

I wish more was known about the mysterious utsuro bune story of 1803.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but it will just be a sentence of "There are thousands of interesting things there but you will never be knowing them." for everyone.

I wish we could just relieve from physical tiredness with an incantation or something rather than lying down dead for hours.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but the incantation requires 15 years of practice to learn.

I wish food grew on trees so that no one would ever go hungry.

 

[Juviii]

Granted. Food grows on trees, it's called fruit!

I wish everyone still had 3 months vacations like in school.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but everyone uses the extra time to become an entrepreneur and no one works normal jobs anymore.

I wish more people blogged for therapeutic reasons.

 

[Juviii]

Granted but everyone uses the extra time to become an entrepreneur and no one works normal jobs anymore.

Sounds great to me.

Granted but the blogs are full of lies.

Now I wish there was no normal jobs anymore xD. Everyone is now their own boss.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted.

(the outcome by the majority of people who simply dont and cant want to be their own boss will make it an evil wish itself ) )

I wish that freelance platforms would not be filled with 1 dollar askers for every damn thing so that we could actually freelance and earn our life.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but it results in everyone taking $1 dollar jobs, only to outsource them to remote workers in africa who will do the same job for $0.20 to produce $0.80 in net profit.

I wish I knew the next step to take in ki development - purely for self defense purposes.

 

[shinobi]

Granted but after learning everything an infamous murim villain destroys your core and you can never do martial arts again.

I wish people could understand each other without talking.

 

[arrowofsky]

Granted but everyone would take those deep hatred/frustration or other negative feelings toward themselves personally, hence the chaos ensuing.

I wish that there would be an only lingua franca solely based on painting your thoughts and feeling without any word or alphabet, no English, no nothing.

 

[shinobi]

Granted, but for that people need to improve their artistic skills, and you'll get to see how weird most people's idea or art really is.

I wish humans never discovered sugar.

 

[Sanity Check]

Granted but energy dense, natural sugars in fruits caused people to evolve larger brains & we wouldn't be as smart without it.



I wish rare & exotic plants received more mainstream support. Like this pineapple plant that can grow 50 feet tall.