Archived The Hang Out Thread v. 6

[LadyHatake]

Good old Chuck Norris jokes =D He is truly a master <3

 

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

More Chuck Norris facts by me
31-The world revolves according to Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks.
32-Chuck Norris didn't start the fire. Chuck Norris is the fire.
33-It's a holiday when Chuck Norris says it's a holiday.
30-The ice age happened because Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the sun.
31-The ice age didnt kill all the dinosaurs, Chuck Norris did.
32-The Oscar was named Chuck Norris, it was changed because every winner died from getting roundhouse kicked by the award.
33-The World War III has yet to happen because Chuck Norris doesnt feel like roundhouse kicking everyone.
34-Chuck Norris could win World War III singlehandedly.
35-The seasons changes everytime Chuck Norris does the roundhouse kick.

 

[rabb]

36- Jack Bauer's head blew up after seeing Chuck Norris Roundhouse kick a terrorist's head off.

i just wish he would stop trying to sell all this excercise equipment and get back to roundhouse kicking.

 

[avalon26]

There are also some Jack Bauer facts:

Spoiler

* If Jack Bauer was in a room with Hitler, Stalin, and Nina Mayers, and he had a gun with 2 bullets, he'd shoot Nina twice.
* 1.6 billion Chinese are angry with Jack Bauer. Sounds like a fair fight.
* Jack Bauer could get off the Lost island in 24 hours.
* Jack Bauer once forgot where he put his keys. He then spent the next half-hour torturing himself until he gave up the location of the keys.
* Jack and Jill went up the hill. Only Jack came down. Jill was a f-cking terrorist.
* The only reason you're conscious right now is because Jack Bauer doesn't want to carry you.
* Killing Jack Bauer doesn't make him dead. It just makes him angry.
* There were originally five horsemen of the apocalypse. Jack Bauer said he would travel by foot.
* Jack Bauer sleeps with a gun under the pillow. But he could kill you with the pillow.
* When Kim Bauer lost her virginity, Jack found it and put it back.
* After running out of ammo, Jack stood in the line of fire, took 3 shots to the chest, and used them to reload.
* A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Minister walked into a bar... and Jack Bauer is going to find out why...
* Jack Bauer has no friends, because as a child when he would play cops and robbers, the robbers would all be interrogated and killed.
* Nostradamus once predicted in his journal: "In the century 21st, the one known as Jacques will be the savior of the world... five seasons in a row." Moments later, Jack Bauer knocked down the door, shot Nostradamus in the kneecaps, and yelled "WHO ARE YOU WORKING FOR?!"
* When life hands Jack Bauer Lemons, he kills Terrorists. Jack Bauer f-cking hates lemonade.
* As a boy, Jack Bauer interrogated his parents on Easter until they revealed the location and contents of each hidden egg.
* Jack Bauer doesn't miss. If he didn't hit you it's because he was shooting at another terrorist twelve miles away.
* Jack Bauer has been to Mars. Thats why there's no life on Mars.
* On Jack Bauer's Tax Returns, he has to claim the entire world as his dependants.
* Jack Bauer can eat just one Lay's Potato Chip. Don't tell Jack what he can't f-cking do.
* It took God six days to get His job done; Jack has 24 hours.
* Superman has Jack Bauer pajamas.
* Jack Bauer is the reason Waldo is hiding.

Mmm... I miss the days when Chuck Norris was like a god in my school... now, he was replaced with Jack Bauer... and as i probably wrote before... I don't like Jack Bauer that much...

 

[genkigemini]

Chuck Norris = God-like
Jack Bauer = I have no idea... I have never seen 24.

Hey guys! I got a job today! I start on Thursday! Yay!!

 

[LadyHatake]

Chuck Norris = God-like
Jack Bauer = I have no idea... I have never seen 24.

Hey guys! I got a job today! I start on Thursday! Yay!!

Congrats =D

What kind of job is it, if you don't mind me asking?

 

[avalon26]

That's really really good!! Congrats!! ...

And kind of job is it?
You knew because of the call you mentioned earlier?

 

[~Lilium~]

ah..... who are these people? chuck and jack...

am i in trouble if i dont know them? :P

Spoiler

hope chuck norris doesn't round kick me.... what ever that is...
and jack... does what... ?

oh yeah, genki, what job do you have?

 

[avalon26]

Well, basically, Chuck Norris is an actor who is very good with martial arts (karate, I think). He was in a TV show called Walker: Texas Ranger... which at least here was a little popular.
Hehe... I love Uncyclopedia...
And Jack Bauer is a character of a TV series called 24, the actor is Kiefer Sutherland...

 

[genkigemini]

Well, the position is a manager in training job for McDonalds so I will end up being a General Manager in the next 6 months or so. I am almost embarrassed to say I am working at McDonalds but the pay is really good and the hours are pretty flexible so I can go back to school next year and my husband and I can deal with the fertility stuff that has been a problem for 5 years! (<-- my real goal in life is just to be a mom. LOL )

 

[PaperYomiko]

Merchant of Venice, done!!

congrats on getting the job, genki ...I didn't already say that, did I? I don't think I did anyway...


meh...now on to more work

......in a couple of minutes, I guess...

 

[avalon26]

Uhh... Hope you finish early, PY...
I'm off to see House M.D.
And... Merchant of Venice is by Shakespeare, am I right?

 

[PaperYomiko]

my goal is to finish by midnight.....that's reasonably early for me

and yup, 'tis Shakespeare

have fun watching House, that's a funny show ^^ I like Monk more, though

 

[Zwivix]

I havent watched Monk, what is is about?

Anyway i got one mroe Chuck Norris fact I forgot to say.

During World War II when President Truman had to decide to use the Atom bomb or Chuck Norris, Truman decided to use the bomb since it was more humane.

Ok got that outta my system.

 

[avalon26]

It's about a Private detective... or Assistant to the police (he helps them but he's not a member of the department) that has a lot of phobias but also some kind of photographic memory and intelligence, so he ends up solving the cases... but because he has a lot (seriously, a LOT) of phobias, sometimes these get in the way during the investigation...
It's like a comedy but sometimes a little bit of drama, i think... it's a good show but not one of my favorites...

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Well PY... i think that Monk and House are very different... one is more comic and the other one is more... epic? I don't know... I like House M.D. a whole lot more... but then, this discussion belongs to the Television Show Thread...

Hey... we're approaching to the post number 1,000 will there be a Hang Out Thread v. 7??

 

[Zwivix]

Oh you know there will be a v. 7, but i wonder who will start it?

I saw a commercial on Monk that interupted my movie once about some black & white episode. Where they would show an episode in B&W and then show it in color and people could vote to see which one they liked best. I think I heard that the B&W won...

 

[Ichimaru Gin n Tonic]

Gigi! Congrats on the new job! And you shouldnt be ashamed of working at mcdonalds, bunny.. uh, i mean rabb and i used to work for mcdonalds, look how great we turn out to be.
Lil, you should definitely watch some Chuck Norris and 24 tv series. But i gotta warn you, you better put on a life jacket, sit inside a tank and pray that Jack Bauer and/or Chuck Norris will not jump out of your tv to come and get you.

PY, awesome!! So, is she a noble or not?

And if there's gonna be a v.7, i think it's fitting for PY to start it.

 

[Zwivix]

Yea dont worr Gig i worked at McDonalds as my first summer job way back when...Its pretty fun, but yu start hating the customers after a while.

I vote for PY to start V.7! PY for president!

Ichi of course Chuck Norris wont jump outta the T.V. Rememebr if you can see him he can see you, but if you can't see him you might only be seconds away from death. Btw yes Chuck Norris can see you though the T.V.

 

[genkigemini]

Thanks guys! I worked for McDonalds when I was 15 so I am not too worried about it. Honestly, I remember food service over the years being a lot less crappy then the whole office work crap and I get paid better so, yay!!!!

So everyone... give me advice. I wanna play a new video game RPG. Advice or Recs? (Note: I love FF9 and FFX. I hate the game play on Kingdom Hearts.)

 

[avalon26]

ELDER SCROLLS IV: OBLIVION!!!!!!!!!
I just love that game, made me an addict during vacations... I played for more than 30+ straight hours...
Oblivion or Morrowind... but both are from the Elder Scrolls series...
If you want something different, I also recommend Fable: The lost Chapters for xbox (the original one...)