Life The MangaHelpers Confessional Thread - Part 3

[M3J]

I confess I dread professional dental cleaning. That s***t is painful.

Is your teeth the problem? Because I've never had pain during dental cleaning. It are annoying though.

 

[xi0]

Some people just have more sensitive mouths than others

 

[M3J]

That won't make for a fun lollipop time if she ever goes for that.

If you know what I mean.

 

[z.5]

That won't make for a fun lollipop time if she ever goes for that.

If you know what I mean.

This right?

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

 

[M3J]

This right?

No. Go to bed.

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

Ancy's daily agenda - the IT disaster episode

So after naggin for moths, my IT colleague finally ordered a new computer for me and two very large screens. Easy to understand that I was very excited about it. Nevertheless, my joy didn't last much because my work profile needed to be transfered on this new machine. So of course, I asked my IT colleague to do this more than once. To be more precise I told him six times. Every time he apologised saying that he has a few urgent things to solve and that he will do it tomorrow.

Finally, today, he came by and instead of making my life easier, he built a fort on my desk. Now I have two computers and four huge screens and none is working properly - the designing software is on one computer, whilst outlook profile/account BCM on the other. WTF!

He said that tomorrow will have the new machine ready to go and remove the other one. If he won't do it, I will start a big ass scandal.

I had enough of this shit!

 

[Pat]

Is he the boss' son or something? It sounds as if he's a bit incompetent.

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

No. But they're very good buddies

 

[Buffynut]

I murdered a lizard

I keep my mop outside, and I usually shake it out before I use it. But I did not shake it this day. I had my bleachey, Pine Sol water and I dipped the mop into it and I see a lizard struggling beneath the soapy water. I ran to get Xavier and had him fish it out. We brought it outside and I thought he might survive, but instead we stood there and watched his little gills try to breathe and then he got all stiff. He looked at me like, "Why, why did you kill me?"

I murdered a lizard

 

[gnut]

 

[Dried Ambrosia]

Aww. It was an accident. Don't blame yourself. It's family will hate you though.

 

[xi0]

Who cares? If it isn't furry or fluffy, it deserves to die.

 

[Buffynut]

Aww. It was an accident. Don't blame yourself. It's family will hate you though.

They may be plotting revenge as we speak.

 

[gnut]

like there is only 49,999 more in our yard alone

 

[kkck]

I murdered a lizard

I keep my mop outside, and I usually shake it out before I use it. But I did not shake it this day. I had my bleachey, Pine Sol water and I dipped the mop into it and I see a lizard struggling beneath the soapy water. I ran to get Xavier and had him fish it out. We brought it outside and I thought he might survive, but instead we stood there and watched his little gills try to breathe and then he got all stiff. He looked at me like, "Why, why did you kill me?"

I murdered a lizard

My cats kills a dozen of those a day. I am sure no one will notice your crime provided you disposed of the evidence correctly (for instance, my cat eats them).

 

[Adorien]

Jo

---------- Post added at 01:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:31 AM ----------

I always feel bad when I step on a snail. ._.

I also used to have pet snails as a kid. xD

 

[Buffynut]

My cats kills a dozen of those a day. I am sure no one will notice your crime provided you disposed of the evidence correctly (for instance, my cat eats them).

I put him under some leaves. Circle of life. Something probably ate it.

Jo

---------- Post added at 01:34 AM ---------- Previous post was at 01:31 AM ----------

I always feel bad when I step on a snail. ._.

I also used to have pet snails as a kid. xD

Stepping on snails is horrifying!

Adi

 

[Naomi]

I officially have all of my credit cards paid off!

Just in time for the holiday season.

 

[Faust]

Good for you.