The Zwivix Thread

[Imperium]

you could use a helicopter and dump all the paint in the ocean....would that work

 

[iThePirate]

well we'd need more than one heli though.. n what type of paint would be best to use? i mean it has to blend properly n cannot be too poisonus neither...

 

[Imperium]

hmm how about normal paint, the type you pain walls with, its quite cheap so no strain on the budget

 

[iThePirate]

well would all of the fish n plants n mermaids die then? n does it blend well with water? i dun want a layer over the water like when oil leaks out >_>

 

[Imperium]

n does it blend well with water?

That doesnt make sense, you said you wanted to colour the ocean in a funky colour....how can you colour the ocean if the colour blends in with the ocean????

 

[iThePirate]

nah i mean like, when you try n mix oil n water the oil doesnt mix but goes on top

 

[Imperium]

oh, i see what you mean....but now i just realized how big a ocean is, this seems very illogical so how about my idea its nice and simple "we conquer the world"

 

[iThePirate]

nah thats been discussed and tried by so many people, its not original enough

 

[Imperium]

true, true so how about we try and reach the earths core by using badgers.....(im running out of ideas )

 

[iThePirate]

mm sounds interesting, but we'd have to give em some kind of protective gear or else they'd burn to death before reachin' it..

 

[Imperium]

would Kevlar work....

 

[iThePirate]

nah it would melt, hmmm... titanium?

 

[Imperium]

wouldn't that melt the earths core is very hot, so how about our aim is to find a new metal that can survive the heat of the earths core wrap it around brain-washed badgers and send them underground to the earths core so that they can put our flag on it.

 

[iThePirate]

yeah sure, but isnt it extremely hard to come up with a metal that can tolerate that kind of heat though?

 

[Imperium]

we will invent it.....simple!

 

[iThePirate]

ok, so lets begin with mixing every known metal there is together with diamond on the third full moon of the thrid month

 

[Imperium]

okay then, but i have a better idea, how about we kidnap the world greatest scientific minds and tell them if they wanna live, they should make this metal for us

 

[iThePirate]

better yet, we tell em if they dun want us to make em search for yaoi they better do as we say, a fate worse than death by far!

 

[Imperium]

true, true it traumatized foxx so much he doesnt like to speak of it.....*shakes head sadly* you are indeed evil pirate.

 

[iThePirate]

well i have my moments n i usually steal ideas n claim them to be my own, and i shoplift, im the epitome of evil!!

although i dont shoplift but since that was a lie im still evil