okay ill explain brummie (what you call people from Birmingham). we basically have two types, the imported from the "ghettos of america" i.e. when people speak like snoop dogg and we have the locals slang which if you heard you wouldn't understand
I swear on my life it is real, the young people are alright but if you ever meet a "proper" brummie you have no clue what the fuck they are talking about (this is the true face of the fabled "english accent")