Hey everyone, I want you all to know I'm so gald that there's people here from all over the world, rather just America

I'm from Greece, Astros in particular, though when I was 9 and a half I moved to another city called Leonidion where I spent the years till finishing highschool. Now I am a TEI student in Kavala, a beautiful city on the border with Bulgaria.
Following Khaludh's example let me say that Greece is a country of lazy bums, who feel proud for their glorious past, when Greece gave the lights to the world... and stayed in the dark. Following that great example I don't have DSL myself because I'm too lazy to go over the paperwork, since Greece is also The Land of the Bureaucrats (it is to bureaucrats what Mordor was to Nazguls). Of course Greece during summer is a mirage, a heaven fueled by your money, we are glad to have you here and take ALL of your money for the few days you'll stay (so, don't question our smiling faces), though don't expect everything to be in order like in Germany, though we DO love your wallets you more than people anywhere else! And, don't forget to visit our islands and tell us what they are like, because we can't afford to visit them ourselves!

Greece isn't the place to go if you don't have Greek friends 'cause following a travel guide is the road to bankrupsy!! And also, getting lost in the labyrinth that our roads are is very likely for those of you brave enough to bring your car. Just be even more brave and ask for directions, people are always glad to help you with a smile, though their English might not be all that well and you might end in up Turkey (in which case, find a net café, enter MH and ask Walkie for directions) . That would conclude my mini "introduction to Greece"
