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"A joke is a very serious thing."
Winston Churchill
 

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"If you want to make something that will last forever, don't make a statue or build a bridge. Create a bureaucracy, it never goes away." -dunno

Taoism – Shit happens.
Buddhism – If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam – If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism – Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism – Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism – This shit happened before.
Catholicism – Shit happens because you're bad.
Hare Krishna – Shit happens rama rama.
TV Evangelism – Send more shit.
Atheism – No shit.
Jehova's Witnesses – Knock knock, shit happens.
Hedonism – There's nothing like a good shit happening.
Christian Science – Shit happens in your mind.
Agnosticism – Maybe shit happens, maybe it doesn't.
Rastafarianism – Let's smoke this shit.
Existentialism – What is shit anyway?
Stoicism – This shit doesn't bother me.

dunno either
 

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From House M.D.:
"Cuddy: You mind if I come in? House: Not at all. You mind if I leave?"
 

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"Veni, vidi, vici" Translates as; "I came, I saw, I conquered"

love this quote. ^_^
 

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"Our Life ends with Death. But,Death... is just the Beginning"
 

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Get Rich or Die Trying, hey i dnt give a damn about fifty but that album name/quote is so truueeeee!!!!!!
 

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"Sex is like a gun: you aim, you shoot and you run."
('Shut Up and Dance', a song by Aerosmith)
 

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Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.
—Oscar Wilde
 

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Time for some Douglas Adams quotes from one of my favorite books: The hitchhikers' Guide to the Galaxy! :tem (book is 10000 times better than the movie btw)

"There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying.
The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss."


"One of the things Ford Prefect had always found hardest to understand about humans was their habit of continually stating and repeating the very very obvious, as in 'It's a nice day', or 'You're very tall', or 'Oh dear you seem to have fallen down a thirty-foot well, are you alright?' At first Ford had formed a theory to account for this strange behaviour. If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mouths probably seize up. After a few months' consideration and observation he abandoned this theory in favour of a new one. If they don't keep on exercising their lips, he thought, their brains start working. After a while he abandoned this one as well as being obstructively cynical."

"He had found a Nutri-Matic machine which had provided him with a plastic cup filled with a liquid that was almost, but not quite, entirely unlike tea."

"You know," said Arthur, "it's at times like this, when I'm trapped in a Vogon airlock with a man from Betelgeuse, and about to die of asphyxiation in deep space that I really wish I'd listened to what my mother told me when I was young."
"Why, what did she tell you?"
"I don't know, I didn't listen."
 

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Well one that I can remember right now is from a recent OP chapter which is kinda funny to me:

Garp = "That's a screwed-up team if i ever saw one...it seems barely possible that they all share a common objective...particularly on this battlefield"

After seeing Luffy & co arrive from Impel Down!
 
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WAAAAAAAAAH, almost a year old. WELL EARNED BUMP YAHOO!




"If you do the same thing that you've always done, you'll get the same results as you've always got."
Christopher Kenwal

"It's always too early to give up"
Plutarkos​

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"Freedom isn't much worth if it doesn't include the freedom of making mistakes."
Mahatma Gandhi​
 

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I believe I'm unable to ever have favorites, because there are too many quotes I like - I solve this issue by not remembering any :P
My favorite sources of good quotes are Goethe and Joubert mainly:


"Every naivete is in danger of beeing ridiculed, but it does not deserve it. Because every naivete carries unreflected trust and a sign of innocence."
Joseph Joubert
(My absolute favorite quote, though I think it's only half the truth. Friedrich Schiller defined two sides of naivete, the positive one, which Joubert describes, and the negative one which is the negative aspect most people associate with naivete.)

"People don't designate their character more by anything than those things which they account laughable"
Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
(It's hard to translate such sentences into other languages, the choice of words contain alot of interpretation already.)

"Capitalism is the astounding belief that the most wickedest of men will do the most wickedest of things for the greatest good of everyone."
John Maynard Keynes

"Words only have a single purpose anymore: They serve for entertainment. Count me out! We're standing at the grave of the word. The word did not die well. It wasn't strangled by the censors, as an empty word shell it drowned in the brackish water of arbitrariness!"
Georg Schramm in his role as Lothar Dombrowski

"When was the last time that the entertainment engine stopped turning and annoying us? Do you remember? 11th of sebtember most likely, 2001. You don't have to laugh "ohohoho" about that, wasn't it like that? It was possible to take a breath and deal with serious issues. All the comedy freaks and the tootling kept their traps for some weeks. But we can't just incinerate a skyscraper every quarter just to get some silence from time to time, that won't work either, there were innocents amongst the victims as well..."
Georg Schramm in his role as Lothar Dombrowski

"I'll give you an example of what would happen if we would take the best persons and ressources for our childrens' education: They'ld possibly only use their cellphones for phone calls. That'ld be desastrous for the growth industry. But if they chase their and their parents' last bucks through the phones, that's good for growth. And If the young people would birth childs and make them normal food, that's useless for economic growth. But if the parents cram five big-mac-donners into their fat children's throats, that's good for growth, because every big-mac-donner is an impulse for the food industry. And if they bring their small potbelly into hospital short before bursting, that's another impulse for the health industry! We need idiots, or nobody devours rotten meat!"
Georg Schramm in his role as Lothar Dombrowski
(Lothar Dombrowski is Schramm's role as a pensioner who loves Prussia and the emotion of wrath and always to talk s himself into a rage, critizing society)
 
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"My name is an anagram of go get beers"

By George Best (wiki this guy and this is definitely an awesome quote)


 
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"Something good will happen after a big crisis."

-Reborn
 

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"A lie gets half way around the world before the truth has a chance to put its pants on."
-Winston Churchill.

"Education is an admirable thing, but it is well to remember from time to time that nothing that is worth knowing can be taught."
-Oscar Wilde.

"We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars."
-Oscar Wilde, Lady Windermere's Fan
 
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As I started reading Infinite Jest, I had to acknowledge that David Foster Wallice was pretty much a machine existing to create awesome quotations:
http://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/David_Foster_Wallace
Sadly the choices they made for Infinite Jest are rather mediocre imo, it has way better parts :(

"Te Occidere Possunt Sed Te Edere Non Possunt Nefas Est - They might kill you, but the legalities of eating you are a bit dicier"
(Enfield Tennis Academy motto, from Infinite Jest)

"I'm not saying that television is vulgar and dumb because the people who compose the Audience are vulgar and dumb. Television is the way it is simply because people tend to be extremely similar in their vulgar and prurient and dumb interests and wildly different in their refined and aesthetic and noble interests."

"An ad that pretends to be art is — at absolute best — like somebody who smiles warmly at you only because he wants something from you. This is dishonest, but what's sinister is the cumulative effect that such dishonesty has on us: since it offers a perfect facsimile or simulacrum of goodwill without goodwill's real spirit, it messes with our heads and eventually starts upping our defenses even in cases of genuine smiles and real art and true goodwill. It makes us feel confused and lonely and impotent and angry and scared. It causes despair."
 
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"You have to be cruel in order to be kind."

A very good teaching philosophy.
 

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We're all visionaries. The difference between us and them, is that we have the talent, guts, and knowledge to turn the vision into a reality. - Yours truly, five minutes ago.

*COOLFACE*
 

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My very signature itself:

"This must be the Will of God. Everything depends on how hard you work."
 

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The following quotes are from the book/movie Fight Club:

"I am Jack's smirking revenge."
- "Jack"

"It's only after we've lost everything that we're free to do anything."
- Tyler Durden

"You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your fucking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world."
- Tyler Durden

"You are not special. You are not a beautiful or unique snowflake. You're the same decaying organic matter as everything else."
- Tyler Durden

"The things you own end up owning you."
- Tyler Durden

"This is your life and it's ending one minute at a time."
- "Jack"

The reason I like these quotes so much is that they represent themes in the book/movie such as doing something with your life, not being afraid to follow your instincts, etc...
 
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