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[Impel Down]

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"We've all got our skeletons in our closets. Well, for me they aren't skeletons yet, they'll be skeletons in 4-6 weeks. Now they're just a bunch of dead badgers."- Scrubs

 

[kkeroscenee]

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friend- "something has to be dead before you eat it"
other friend- "not necessarily"

 

[mrcongojack]

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Here are some of my favorite quotes from http://rinkworks.com/said/courtroom.shtml:

Spoiler

* Lawyer: "And lastly, Gary, all your responses must be oral. Ok? What school do you go to?"
* Witness: "Oral."
* Lawyer: "How old are you?"
* Witness: "Oral."

* Lawyer: "Were you acquainted with the deceased?"
* Witness: "Yes sir."
* Lawyer: "Before or after he died?"

* Lawyer: "Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people?"
* Witness: "All my autopsies have been performed on dead people."

* Lawyer: "How many times have you committed suicide?"
* Witness: "Four times."

* Lawyer: "Do you know how far pregnant you are now?"
* Witness: "I'll be three months on November 8."
* Lawyer: "Apparently, then, the date of conception was August 8?"
* Witness: "Yes."
* Lawyer: "What were you doing at that time?"

* Lawyer: "Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for blood pressure?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "Did you check for breathing?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy?"
* Witness: "No."
* Lawyer: "How can you be so sure, Doctor?"
* Witness: "Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar."
* Lawyer: "But could the patient have still been alive nevertheless?"
* Witness: "Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere."

 

[Koen]

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" My name is an anagram of go get beers" - George Best

 

[OhDearMoshe]

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@ Rab and PaperYomiko: Too Right.

Here's another Firefly quote.

"Do you know what the chain of command is? Its the chain I get out and beat you with until you listen to me"

 

[Koen]

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or from die hard 1 the hijacking during christmas - the elevator is opening with a guy killed in it:

"and now I have a machinegun, ho ho hoooh"

just read this as a german trying to speak english

 

[igotthegoods]

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here's a couple of my favorites from the show "strangers with candy":

"wow. it must be nice to hope for the thing you wish to want." -jerri blank

"if wishes and buts were clusters of nuts, we'd all have a bowl of granola!" - mr. jellineck

 

[D3M1URG3]

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"Death makes angels of us all and gives us wings where we had shoulders smooth as Raven's claws."-Jim Morrison, The Doors.

"Some men aren't looking for anything logical. They can't be bought, bullied, reasoned, or negotiated with. Some men just want to watch the world burn."-Michael Caine (as Alfred), in The Dark Knight.

"Winning a flame-war on the Internet Is like winning the Special Olympics. You may have won, but your still a retard."-Ben, a friend of mine.

"If ignorance was bliss you'd be orgasmic."-Personal quote.

 

[igotthegoods]

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from this week's SNL (in response to tina fey's statement that "bitch is the new black"):

"bitch may be the new black, but black is the new president, bitch." -tracy morgan

 

[Hollow Kurono]

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Kurono Kei:

Katou:Its target is Kei-chan.
Katou:Run.
Kuorno:I'm not going to run.
Katou:...
Kishimoto:...
Kurono:Like I would run.
Kurono: Dont fuck around with me.
Kurono:Stop fucking with me!
Kishimoto:....Kurono-kun?
Kurono:I'm going to beat the shit out of you!

And then he did

Ima post this quote when he said it,its awesome

Achilles:

"The gods envy us."
"Perhaps your brother can comfort them, I hear he's good at charming other men's wives."
"Is there no one else? Is there no one else?"
" [to Hector] Get up, Prince of Troy! I won't let a stone rob me of my glory!"

Some boy:Hes the biggest man ive ever seen,i wouldnt fight him!
Achilles:That's why noone will remeber your name.

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"Never judge the book by its cover!"
"Miracles aren't something that just happen. You have to make them happen."
"We are nothing like God. Not only are our powers limited. We sometimes become the devil himself."

From Spider-Man:

"With great power,comes great responibility!"

"The sad face,behind the smile of the mask!"

I think thats it for me!

"Winning a flame-war on the Internet Is like winning the Special Olympics. You may have won, but your still a retard."-Ben, a friend of mine.

Were your friend talking about this?

 

[nat]

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"Love is an act of blood and I am bleeding a pool in the shape of a heart."-Dream theater (Space Dye Vest)

" I can breath, I can think, I have hope."-Mizerable grey (one of the best fanfic authors on FF)

"Hate/Anger is the worst poison of all because it blinds"- Kate Ellliott (Fantasy author)

" Would that love were something,
Than a false slavery,
To a god I don't know"-Azam Ali (Endless Reverie)

"It's like talking to a wall, only you get more from a wall."-Angel (Buffy the vampire Slayer.)

 

[EvilGenious]

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"Let me guess, you have a god complex and a desperate need for world domination?" (truth be told, I cannot for the life of me remember where I heard this one from!)

"Dattebayo!" (classic Naruto! LOL)

"Damn it, there are so many idiots whose asses I have to kick! I'll have to start carrying a list just to keep track of 'em all!" (Ed Elric- Fullmetal Alchemist)

"It's better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you are not." (unknown)

"You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one." (John Lennon- Imagine)

"There are no facts, only interpretations." (Nietzsche)

 

[ILUVATAR]

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"In life you can doubt everything... but you must never doubt yourself"
"There is only one secret a woman can keep, her age" (Voltaire)

EvilGenius, about your first quote it really sounds like something from 666 Satan, you should check on it.

 

[patedecarne]

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"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last"

"When the past is forgotten, the men is faded to commit the same mistakes"

 

[OhDearMoshe]

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"I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the end, the first and the last"

"When the past is forgotten, the men is faded to commit the same mistakes"

A streetlight fan No waiiii

".....and the world would be a grand place, because we would all lvoe each other and everything would be swell. It will only last for five minutes however because people are selfish gits and would find a reason to be mean and hurtful." Sad but true =/

 

[redcometfm]

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A streetlight fan No waiiii

Haha you Brits and your different spelling and slang..I wish I talked as cool.

"When one sees an ocean, one no longer desires the stream."

 

[VeshWolfe]

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From the movie The Crow:

Greed is for amateurs. Disorder, chaos, anarchy: now that's fun!


From Hellsing:

The Bird of Hermes is my name, eating my wings to make me tame.

 

[Forever_Melody]

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"Women can't multi task, they simply can't concentrate on one thing at a time"

Oy that one made me chuckle for some odd reason lol XD Not that I find it entirely false either *rolls eyes*

 

[Azurel]

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From Kungfu Panda,

Oogway -

"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift—that is why they call it the present"

 

[Yabe]

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"The world does have love in it, it's a way of living to prevent insanity." -A friend

@Azurel: That's a lovely one!