One Piece 529

EDIT: STUPID STUPID STUPID mistake fixed on page 3. By which I mean, I never wrote that. That would have been stupid. I'm not stupid. You thought there was something in there about Whitebeard's father? Hahah. Whatever would make you think that? Nosirree. That would be STUPID. You must have been hallucinating. No fathers here. None at all. All those scanlations just copied what I wrote wrong. Yeah, that's it. It's all a big conspiracy. YOU'LL NEVER PROVE ANYTHING!!!!! >_______________<

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One Piece
Chapter 529: Beast Hell

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[Insert text: Dripping blood...]
Jimbei: *pant* // *pant*... // .........The Government knows me... / ...as a pirate-hatin' pirate...... // ...but you folks, you're a whole different story...............!! / *pant* // *pant*
Ace: A pirate-hater......? You......?
Jimbei: Oh, it may as be surprisin' ta you, Ace-san...... / Many's the time I visited Whitebeard's ship... // You had status, an' travelled the ocean floor doin' your business... // .........You folks, I have a soft spot for......

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Ace: .........I seem to remember you practically killed me that one time, mind......
Jimbei: .........Well, that as goes fer the both of us...............!! // I just wanted to be of some use to that man... // The only reason there's peace on Fishman Island right now... // ...is thanks to ol' man Whitebeard, after all......!!! // "Fishman Island"... an island all pirates hafta pass through on their journey down the Grand Line...!!! // Oh, from the moment the Grand Age o' Pirates began, things were rough on Fishman Island...!! / Human pirates in their hordes...!! An' the Marines, chasing after 'em...!!!

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Jimbei: Many was the fishman an' mermaid who was kidnapped... sold away... / An' just when we'd closed our eyes in despair, that's when he appeared...!!
Flashback!Whitebeard: From now on... // This island is my territory!!!
Jimbei: I'll never forget that day... as long as I live......!!! // ......With that one declaration of his, suddenly there wasn't a soul as could lay a finger on Fishman Island...!!! // .........The sheer power of it...!!! .........!! // That man's protecting any number of islands with the power of his name...... / He ain't the kind of man you can just take down 'cause he's a pirate boss.........!!!
Ace: .........
Jimbei: If by some horrible chance...... that man actually... died... what would become of the sea...?!! The Government should damn well be able to imagine that much!!!

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Jimbei: I wanted to stop this battle if it cost me my life!!! // I wanted to get you outta here...... Ace-san...!!!
Ace: ...Jimbei......... That's enough... // You're just adding to the pain............!!!
Jimbei: ......I haven't given up hope just yet... I'm still believing... hoping... // ...for a "miracle"... a "chance"...!!!
Ace: ........................!!!
Crocodile: ......Kuhahahah... Well, well, well... what a fine little situation we seem to have here... // Kukukuku......!!

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Crocodile: So there's a once-in-a-lifetime chance to take down Whitebeard, is there...?!!! / Now that does make my blood start racing...!!!
Jimbei: .........!! You...!!!
Ace: ...What, so you're gonna take the old man's head...?!
Crocodile: Oh, it's not just me...!!
Ace: !
Prisoners: Gyahahahahah! // Death to Whitebeard!!! // That old bastard's gonna die?!! All right~~~~~~~~~~~~!!! // Oh, that's sweet!!! That's brilliant!!! // Hahah! // Hahah! // Let me out of here!!! I'll take the bastard's head myself!!! // Let me fight him, and all~~~~!!! // Gyahahahahahah!!! // Time to put an end to the age of Whitebeard!!!
Jimbei: Silence, all of you~~~~~~~~~!!!!
Crocodile: Jimbei... "Fire Fist"...!! You'd better keep this in mind...!! / There are any number of "Silver Medallists" out there in the ocean... // ...those who choked back their tears just from failing to beat Whitebeard or Roger...!!! Kuhahahahah!!!

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[Box: Great Gaol Impel Down, Monitor Room]
Guards: The Level Two gaolers' room has been crushed by a basilisk!!! // They took out a basilisk?!! Where are the two of them now?!! // We can't get through to them... // What on Earth is going on in Level Two?!!! // Ah!! I just sighted them!! // You did?! // But, ah......... // It looked like...... there were three of them...!!! // What?!!

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[Box: Level Two / Floor of the Beasts of Hell]
Buggy: "Bara Bara Hou"~~~!!
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no Pistol!!!
Mr3: Candle Lock!!!
Buggy: Dammit, these monsters just keep on coming!!!
Luffy: Whoa!! The giant centipede just exploded!!
Mr3: That thing's made up of lots of smaller Puzzle Scorpions!! They're extremely poisonous!!
Monsters: GRAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHH!!!
Buggy: ............!! Come to think of it, I heard the boss of the Level Two beasts was some kind of lion monster... is it one of those things, then?!!
Mr3: I'm afraid not!! Those are the man-eating lions with human faces... "Manticores"!!!

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Mr3: If they catch you, they'll devour you, bones and all!!
[Box: Level Two Gaolers / Manticore]
Manticores: GRRRRRAAAAGHHHHHH!!! // THE KEYS...!! // GIVE US THE KEYS......!!
Buggy: Huh?!
Mr3: Oh, don't mind them! Their human parts just allow them to imitate human speech!! // They're just repeating what they heard the prisoners saying; they don't have a clue what it means!!
Buggy: Th... That's just creepy...!!
Manticores: Fundoshi! Fundoshi! // Strawberry panties!
[TN: Fundoshi = traditional Japanese underwear ~~]
Buggy: Where did they learn words like THAT?!!!
Manticores: Beef steak!
Luffy: Hm?
Buggy: No getting distracted!!!

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Luffy: Hey, you said just now you'd help me out, right?
Mr3: But of course! We should all work together to escape this place!!
Luffy: Good... which way do I go to get down to Level Three?!
Mr3: Huh? // You're not going to escape~~~~~~~~?!! You're not heading for Level One?!! // You want to save Fire Fist Ace~~~~~~~~~~~?!! // You people are crazy!! I'm leaving!!
Luffy: Wait!!! // At least tell me which way to the stairs leading down!!
Mr3: (The stairs leading down... of course!! The stairs leading down from Level One carry on down to Level Three!! // I can just use Straw Hat to distract the monster guarding that door!! And then it's adios from me!!!) // All right!! Straw Hat!! Let's go together!! // Come with - !! ?!! // Hm? A dead end?!

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Mr3: ...............!!!
Luffy: !!!
Buggy: ...............!!!
[Box: Level Two Gaoler / Sphinx / (Human-faced, feathered lion)]
Buggy: (Aaaaahhhhhhhhhh... // What have we got here......?!)
Luffy: A... A lio... // No, wait... an old guy?
Mr3: (It's the Sphinx... the guardian of the stairway!!!!)
Sphinx: Rrrrrrrghhhh... // Soumen...
Everyone: (Soumen?!)
Sphinx: Ramen!! // Grrrrrr!! // Tanmen... Yakisoba!!!
Buggy: WHO TAUGHT THIS THING TO SAY TYPES OF NOODLES~~~~?!!!
Sphinx: Amen!
Buggy: (What, you're praying?!!!)

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Everyone: !!!
Buggy: Gahh!! This thing's dangerous!!
Prisoners: ?!! // The... The Sphinx is going wild over there... // I knew it... getting out of here is just plain impossible!!

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Sphinx: GRRRRRAAAAGHHHH!!! / Jaajaamen!
Luffy: Damn!! This thing's seriously strong!! / Hm? Oi, what are you two doing?!!!
Mr3/Buggy: !
Buggy: (All right!! Then the "Jailbreak League" is formed!!)
Mr3: (Nice to see at least one of you is a proper escapee!)
Buggy/Mr3: (Now, then... it's time for the great Operation Use-Straw-Hat-As-Bait!!)
Luffy: Gomu Gomu no... // BAZOOKA!!!
Sphinx: !!!

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Sphinx: GRRAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH~~~~!!!
Mr3: What are you making the thing angrier for?!!!
Buggy: ......!! Not good!
Mr3: Hey!! That's not fair, you two!! Escaping all the way up there!! // !!
Sphinx: GRRRRAAAHHHHH!!
Mr3: Ah - ! // AAAAAGHHHHH!!

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Mr3: Fuhahahahaha!! Looks like you fell for it, you dumb beast!! / That's one of my waxworks... a mere statue created with my Doru Doru powers!!
Sphinx: .........Nyuumen...
Mr3: It's a little lacking without Miss Goldenweek on hand to add some colour... / ...but it's plenty enough to fool a dumb animal like you!!! // Which one could it be?!! Where's the real me?!! // Sorry!! // Not quite!! // Unlucky!!
Luffy: Hahah!! That looks fun!! // Like Whack-A-Mole!! // Go for it!! // That one!!
Sphinx: Rargh! // Raghh!♪
Mr3: Well, at least they're having fun... Meanwhile, I'll just take this chance...
Prisoners: Hey... why's the ground shaking like that.........?!! // Just how mad are they trying to make that Sphinx?!!

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Prisoners: What's all this...?
Luffy: Hm?
Prisoners: Hey, is the floor all right?!
Communication: This is Level Three!! / We're hearing a huge commotion from up above...!!
Buggy: Mr. 3!! This is our chance!! Gyahahahah! // Mission accomplished!!
Mr3: Not that it exactly went to plan!! ......!! Anyway, let's get out of here!
Buggy: That's the door to the stairway, right?
Mr3: I'll make a key using my wax!
Communication: The thing is... right now, we've lost contact with Level 2!!
Everyone: ?!!
Communication: We have no idea what's going on in there!!
Everyone: ??!
Sphinx: GRAAGHHHH!!!
People: Aaaaaghhhhhhhhhhh!!! That stupid monster!!! // It actually smashed the floor to pieces~~~~~~~~~~!!!!
Communication: !!! This is Level Three... Aghh!! The ceiling just smashed apart... this... monster...!!!
Luffy: Aaaaahhhhhh!!!
Mr3: Not good~~~~!!
Buggy: Whoa, whoa...!! Down means... "Level Three"......!!!
[Insert text: Down through the floor!!]