As i see .. aokiji is a very lazy guy, atleast that s how he was introduced to start with...
he is a guy who looks for an early retirement and i guess when it was told to him that sengoku has asked him to be his successor he would have been like WTF!!!!!

why!!!

... thats so troublesome///
but then the story tuk a turn and kong said that akainu will be the fleet admiral, aokiji's first impression would be ... yeah.. I am saved

... but then he must have thought about that working under akainu would be a pain since have to run here and there all the time

... so aokiji decided to retire..
but then everyone must have started doing... boooooosssss .. then he thought he has to fight him and then get done with it .. and the fight kept on dragging for days... (aokiji mind---- wtf?

why it is not ending.. that shithead akainu has no talent I am already giving up and still he can't manage to end the fight) .... (Akainus mind : You ass

... I know you wanna run away but i will drag this fight

) ...
then finally aokiji frustrated and must have called for rock paper scissor .. and aokiji called for "ice"

(wtf

,,, it is supposed to be a rock paper scissor) .. so akainu called for lava

.. ice melted.. akainu won... and there goes aokiji.. on some island .. where he can lay down on his back looking at the sky... clouds passing by... sun rise ... sun set ... stars... life is chill (literally as for aokiji

)